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I melted an ice cube with the power of my mind.
It took longer than I thought it would.
I'm working on improving performance.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Maybe you were too cold, and your mind works better on warmer days.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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you're not so hot after all !
I'd rather be phishing!
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Obligatory xkcd
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I bet those same powers can make paint dry.
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I've proven many times, beyond shadow of a doubt, that I can't make a pot boil.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I can't make a pot boil
What about other people's blood?
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dandy72 wrote: What about other people's blood? I use magnifying glasses for that.
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I hadn't tried it, but I bet you're right.
It's all part of the power I wield.
Beware, mortals.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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#realJSOP wrote: I melted an ice cube snowflake with the power of my mind.
FTFY - I want to know if snowflake, used in the context you usually apply, can be classed as derogatory .
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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When in doubt, yes.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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One common symptom of infection is loss of smell: so a good fart at the breakfast table tests the whole family in one fell swoop - and no waiting for the result!
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Clumpco wrote: One common symptom of infection is loss of smell
So ... no smell means the farter is infected?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Le <groan> (to quote Pépé le Pew)
So old that I did my first coding in octal via switches on a DEC PDP 8
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You guys are so classy.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: You guys are so classy. Gassy?
So old that I did my first coding in octal via switches on a DEC PDP 8
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I must agree with you on that point.
After all - OP refers to a "good fart" - and so far as I know, there's no such thing as a good fart.
I suggest you ask around to check me on this point - which adds additional meaning to keeping a safe social distance.
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: and so far as I know, there's no such thing as a good fart. That all depends on perspective, the farter generally enjoys it whereas the fartee tends to want to leave the room.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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I think I see our communications problem on this.
There's fart as a verb and fart as an noun. I refer only to the known - which affects all involved.
You're thinking of the verb form. By way of an example.
Someone comes into your office and with an angelic look on their face exclaims how they just took a really good sh*t. They are not really describing the object, now swimming towards the sea, as 'good' in any real sense, but the act of evacuation and consequential relief that was 'good'.
However - this is an understandable error.
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Kill two birds with one stone: If you get no reaction at all, your family might also have gone deaf.
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A scratch around game? (8)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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SCRABBLE (tm)
So old that I did my first coding in octal via switches on a DEC PDP 8
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And you are up tomorrow!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I'll set my alarm this time!
So old that I did my first coding in octal via switches on a DEC PDP 8
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