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More 0s than 1s?
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fat (Official Music Video) - YouTube[^]
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Plus, why the Hell should you have to install and open VS if you want to manage databases?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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There's a debugger for SQL?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I've never seen it work. Usually I click it accidently then I have to wait and click on a bunch of OK buttons when it reports that it won't work.
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Weird. I've been using it for years.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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You need to be sysadmin to debug.
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And no one should ever be sysadmin.
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Microsoft's code is prefect so in their minds we no longer need to debug.
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Did the Brazilian coffee ask the Indonesian coffee "What Sumatra with you?"
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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... the Indonesian coffee replied: I was eaten by a cat! That'd make anyone feel sh*tty.
... to which the Brazilian replied: I too saw that pussy but took precautions ...was a close shave.
after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!
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The stone age people used to shout: "Java-Dabba-Do!"
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Hang on... isn't that 3 coffee related jokes day-thoughts in a row? Are you trying to sneak a theme in without telling us??
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you're paranoid! ... a few too many espresso's today?
after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!
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I figured someone would spot that yesterday ...
Can you guess what tomorrow's is about?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I do know that if you drink a lot of the stuff you may Pea Berry often.
Ravings en masse^ |
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Sometimes you feel like a nut...
Did a little mechanic work today.
Put a rear end in a recliner!
JaxCoder.com
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To which the Jamaican coffee answered "I'm feeling a little blue".
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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This is a good effort even if mocking speakers of la più bella lingua del mondo.
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So my girlfriend got a flu shot, and the very next day I came down with flu symptoms, mainly fever and aches. Fortunately the worst of the symptoms lasted only a couple days, and except for the brain fog and residual body aches, I feel somewhat better. They say that the general feeling of fatigue can last a couple weeks. We'll see!
So, I call upon the experts here - can you get the flu from someone who just got a flu shot?
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Marc Clifton wrote: that the general feeling of fatigue can last a couple weeks
yes a surprisingly physical thing..
I'd rather be phishing!
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No, but you can get it from someone else who has the flu - have you been naughty?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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