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I am doing HPC work with GPUs these days. If it were me, I would use a brute force algorithm written using CUDA to run on a GPU. It's fairly simple algorithm and when running on a few thousand GPU cores it would be pretty fast.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Do you know what the best thing about UDP jokes are?
I don’t care if you get them.
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I am not going to acknowledge that.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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You just did
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And you responded. Looks like we have a connection here. My Totally Caribbean Personna worked!
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Well played
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Oh, pack it in with these technical jokes, you've lost me.
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for me that was out of order
Message Signature
(Click to edit ->)
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Doesn't look like there was a SYNergy there
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Multicast: IP in your general direction.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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ACK! Get that thing away from me...
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I want to make a joke about Mbone - Wikipedia[^]
here but anything i do will surpass the standards of decency on the forum.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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As long as we're doing UDP humor
"To get to the other side."
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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And for the other flavor...
1: "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
2: "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
1: "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
2: "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
1: "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
2: "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
1: "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
2: "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
1: "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
2: "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
modified 20-Sep-19 9:19am.
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Thanks for the Friday afternoon laugh!
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After spending a whole lot of time debugging an embedded TCP/IP stack a while ago, I can testify that this is the most succinct-yet-complete description of TCP I've ever read.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Jacquers wrote: D yokno wathe est hng bou UP jks ar You come across as a bit blurry
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Looks like Norwegian (or maybe French), minus the accent marks.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I'm not overly happy with my clue today, but I just couldn't come up with anything else that fit the theme...
American wax-work provides pleasant aroma (6, 6)
modified 20-Sep-19 4:18am.
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Yankee Candle?
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Daniel Pemberton - The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance[^]
This was one of last weeks contenders for SOTW, but didn't make it.
This week it makes a comeback even though I've already finished the series.
I really like this soundtrack and especially the main theme.
Of course it's heard throughout the series and there are a few variations on it.
It's pretty epic, like Hans Zimmer epic.
It even reminds me a bit of Time from Inception.
I can really recommend watching the series as well
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Sander Rossel wrote: I can really recommend watching the series as well
Yeah, I am finishing up Altered Carbon (a little late on this one), and going to start The Dark Crystal next. Can't wait.
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Haven't seen Altered Carbon myself, but I've heard good things about it.
It's in my watch list that I could do the rest of my life with, but which is still growing anyway
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