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Is "coders" a euphemism I'm unfamiliar with?
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Wizard of Id[^]
Oh yes - I'd noticed that!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So, you're interested in Italian actuality?
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And the UK (they shut down parliament for at least 25 days for an election, nobody seems to notice any change), and the US, and ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is that still going?
Must be close on 40 years!
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Older - it started in '64: The Wizard of Id - Wikipedia[^]
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Bill Watterson did the right thing. But I wish he could revisit every now and then.
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Perhaps 'Shutdown' is the new form of government we have. Not any more effective than before, but cheaper and less new problems are created.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Not anyNo more effective than before, butno cheaper and lessmore new problems are created.
FTFY
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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That's a good datacenter pinup.
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Oooh, data center pin-up. I know just what you're looking for.
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i've coded with the Active script interfaces enough (VBScript, JScript) that I can pretty easily make a managed wrapper for hosting them under .NET.
my question is, would anyone find it worthwhile or interesting?
i've found some narrow use cases for it which is why I'm asking. I'm not sure it can justify the effort or not.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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None from me.
But then, I think JavaScript is a disease, not a language...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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i feel pretty much the same way, except i've found some use for hosting javascript whilst scraping webpages. sites like disqus.com use javascript to render their content.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Try hayu for free
Binge thousands of reality TV shows with 30 days free.
Bloody hell they have a streaming service that seems to be composed purely of reality TV shows. You know where they pin the eyes open and force some poor so to watch endless atrocities, hayu sounds like the tool for that.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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"What's the most awful thing we can get people to actually pay for?"
Several hours and pints later:
"Hey, what about this?"
That's how Hayu was formed. Tell me I'm wrong.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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We call this "schnapsidee" in Germany. The name is summarizing it perfectly.
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So one of the tasks I perform for customers at the MSP I contract for is creating user accounts in AD. Did that this morning and as usual I created a password comprised of 2 words concatenated together and stick a number on the end.
I'm a bit of a fan of alliteration, palidromes and the like. Alliteration works well with passwords in my mind anyway. So create a password that will have to be changed as soon as the new user logs in. Complete ticket and email details to client.
Get aphone call from the princess that had the details forwarded from the clients management. Take note that management didn't have an issue, this nancy boy did. He wants the temporary one time use password changed as it is not appropriate.
I didn't know Joe Louis was not appropriate. BrownBomber88 is though, not sure if it was deemed as predujicial to people who are not as pastey white as I am or if it gave him flashbacks to his difficulty of dropping the kids off at the pool.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I don't answer the phone; he'd have to log in and send an e-mail like a normal person.
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I hope you obliged and changed it to NancyBoyxxxx and replaced xxxx with his extension number..........
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DaveAuld wrote: I hope you obliged and changed it to NancyBoyxxxx and replaced xxxx with his extension number..........
Nah, this is the place when on site last month I said, Yeah but that's cause girls shouldn't use computers, it's an office that is about 70% female. All were good but one little Gen Y whinger. Reckon she was 2 or 3 when I got married, I'm such a terrible mysoginist that I've been married 28 years this coming Saturday.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Hands up everyone who feels sorry for MM's wife!
Maybe we should all chip in and buy her a bunch of flowers.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Hands up everyone who feels sorry for MM's wife!
Maybe we should all chip in and buy her a bunch of flowers.
You should, I won't buy any.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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... And she won't get any sherry, because you don't want to break the truck, obviously.
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