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jus keep following it, you'll eventually get back to where you started from.
keep your eyes peeled for the bonus: you may get to see wales along the way
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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At least you aren't stuck in a vicious circle.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Did you mean "things only went South from there"?
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I've wondered about that statement, is it a veiled insult at the Southern United States? I live there and I'm not sure.
If it is, I wish all those d@mned Yankees would stop moving here.
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Stealing a catchphrase, us Yankees call it "Draining the Swamp".
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It's a hot deal!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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not right now, but I worry it'll be a miss steak to pass this up
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I would put some steak in it.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Bad BBQ puns? Now that is some grilled cheese!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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If you kill your children, does that make you a heircutter?
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I think you Waded too far out on this one. Someone will have to Row out and get you.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I'm pretty sure that it makes you a murderer, and a bad parent.
Sorry, could not come up with anything "witty" for such a post. I'm that guy/father that does not find humor in dead children jokes.
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Then they haven't done anything to tick you off recently.
Just wait.
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So your instinct is telling you this is funny?
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Default value of puns is "witty".
I guess I may have been reading the Old Testament too frequently lately. The only way to cope with all that blood & gore is to make fun of it. But continuing that discussion breaks the rules of the Lounge, so maye we should let it drop dead.
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Member 7989122 wrote: I guess I may have been reading the Old Testament too frequently lately. The only way to cope with all that blood & gore is to make fun of it.
And people wonder why I stay away from reading that vile material. It really does bad things to the susceptible reader's mind.
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If things reach that point, presumably you'd already have taken your children off of your will, so strictly speaking, they're no longer heirs to begin with.
So...no?
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No time waisters!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Very convenient for navel-gazers who want to keep track of time.
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No pressure!
What can I say, it's Friday and the urge to work is just as low as the barometer indication!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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sounds fair
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Johnny J. wrote: What can I say, it's Friday and the urge to work is just as low as the barometer indication!
Who are you and what have you done with Johnny J?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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