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Some captcha's are so difficult they made me think that perhaps I am a robot.
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OK. If they're asking about which squares have a street sign in them, and in one of the squares is a teeny tiny corner of the sign in the adjacent square...does that count as having one or not?
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ELIZA: How do you feel about that ?
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Hello Mr. Weizenbaum.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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ELIZA: Hello. What is on your mind right now ?
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So you have bought the Golden TRS-80 Collection CD as well... Fine
Quote: WELCOME TO PYRAMID!!
YOU ARE STANDING BEFORE THE ENTRANCE OF A PYRAMID. AROUND YOU IS A DESERT.
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I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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YOU ARE STANDING AT THE END OF A ROAD BEFORE A SMALL BRICK BUILDING.
AROUND YOU IS A FOREST. A SMALL STREAM FLOWS OUT OF THE BUILDING AND
DOWN A GULLY.
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LOOK BUILDING
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
BUILDING WHAT?
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I'm sorry, The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal has eaten you.
Game over.
Your score is 12.
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Couldn't have done - I have my towel on my head and can't see him.
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You got me!
For your punishment you will be tied to a chair for 4 days and forced to listen to Vogon poetry recital:
Vogon's best poet: "Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"
No worries. You will be entirely insane after the first 3 hours.
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Very interesting.
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I heard the first ever broadcast (I was at Uni) and they changed it for all the subsequent ones, probably so the BBC didn't get sued.
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glennPattonWork wrote: believed Chatbot At least you are believed.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Perhaps it's because you used the right words but not in the correct order?
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Ah the 'Morcombe & Wise' effect (with Andrew Preview)
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And.. you want me to believe you are not?
Why the hell am I even talking to a bot!
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But I'm not, I am a real person...
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return;[^]
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Considering the speed with which you post replies to Griff's puns, I have always dismissed you as a bot.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I thought the Turing test was only offered in July...
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... that copying cells in Excel and pasting them as an "Enhanced metafile" in powerpoint or word results in a cropped image being pasted. Internet forums are full of requests for this being fixed and of workarounds with every combination of Word and Excel versions.
I wonder what my boss would say if I had not fixed a bug after 18 years.
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Rage wrote: I wonder what my boss would say if I had not fixed a bug after 18 years.
"Congratulations on your long service at Microsoft!"
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