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I bought my wife a Mac on the grounds that I know nothing about them and the questions would stop.
It didn't work.
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I just got my wife a Lenovo Yoga. Very nice laptop indeed.
14 inch touch screen monitor. You can flip the screen around and use it like a tablet. (small enough for sitting in bed and working on)
If the price aint a thing I'd recommend at least 8gb ram and 256gb SSD. (That should be fine for your wife. CPU go for i5 and up. For OS, Windows 10 Home is pretty standard these days.
Otherwise 4gb ram and 1 tb hd will also suffice. RAM and HD can always be upgraded afterwards.
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Patient: Doctor, I think I'm a chicken.
Doctor: How long have you felt this way?
Patient: Ever since I came out of my shell...
Sorry!
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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You're eggsactly right that was a bad yolk.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Eggscuse me!
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Hmm, eggsactly the reply I eggspected....must ...stop...now...
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Eggscruciating. - the yolk is on you!
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Now you're eggsaggerating a bit.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Doctor: why did you not talk earlier about this?
Patient: we could use the eggs.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I'm guessing that loses something in he translation; eggxactly what, I don't know but I'll make an eggducated guess.
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Why is the patient apologizing after a long pause?
throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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No no, the name must be "The smiley nebula"
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Nice!
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Should condoms be used on every conceivable occasion?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Not if they have just been released from jail.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Only when it won't rubber the wrong way.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You sous-vide too much.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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There was a young lady from idlewild
Who kept herself quite undefiled
By thinking of Jesus
Contagious diseases
And the dangers of having a child
Ad astra - both ways!
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(Hot off the press...)
I met a young lady at Amherst
Who said she would let me be her first
She said she was scared
Still she was prepared
To make me so glad I could burst
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I prefer new ones myself.
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/ravi
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Especially if there's a chance of a misconception.
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Especially by Welshmen in the meadows
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Despite the risk of being left holding the bag . . . ?
Best pun in days - you're on an (un)roll
At the end of the previous sentence is a missed period - ooops!
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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