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I was found hibernating, but upon closer inspection I turned out to be dead.
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Ok! So finally, the search is over.
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Yesterday, I cleaned my printer - it was going brown with muddy cat paw prints - and I just sat down and noticed it had a new layer.
Worse: the birthday card I had just printed also had muddy prints all over it.
Anyone know how to get a cat to wipe it's damn feet? Or how to design a computerised door mat that will wipe them for him?
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Turn the paw prints to an advantage:
"Kitty sends her love!"
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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If it had been ink, then yes. But "suspicious brown marks" could be harder to get away with...
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That's still love for some people.
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Easy... tell them it's chocolate!
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Having pets is one thing, but you need to acknowledge that the cats have you as their pet and servant.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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It could be worse: you could have children around...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Anyone know how to get a cat to wipe it's damn feet? My cat never makes a mess. Then again, my cat does not exist. No self-respecting man owns a cat.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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011111100010 wrote: No self-respecting man owns a cat.
Well, I have 4 cats, and 2 dogs (Jumangi at its finest).
I will mail you my man card in the next couple of days.
-- rants are the vehicle of the lazy and uninspired - JSOP 2/2018
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George Clooney has a cat. So does Morrisey, Ewan McGregor, David Bowie had cats, Morgan Freeman has a cat, Leonard Nimoy, Vincent Price, OriginalGriff, Sander Rossel, ... the list goes on. All cat owners.
And ... there is even research that says that men who own one or two cats are more attractive to the ladies: Why Women Like Men Who Love Cats | petMD[^]
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OriginalGriff wrote: George Clooney has a cat. So does Morrisey, Ewan McGregor, David Bowie had cats You make my case for me.
OriginalGriff wrote: more attractive to the ladies If you need a cat to be attractive to the ladies, my point stands.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Whatb you mean to say is that all are tolerated by cats as long as they do their bidding.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
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Don't forget Hellboy and Data, they have cats too.
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People don't own cats. Cats own people...
Days spent at sea are not deducted from one's alloted span - Phoenician proverb
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Indeed!
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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so very true.
-- rants are the vehicle of the lazy and uninspired - JSOP 2/2018
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011111100010 wrote: No self-respecting man owns a cat. If your self-respect would be diminished by owning(*) a cat, then you're the one with the issues, laddy.
(*) BTW, cats are not 'owned' by human beings. Cats have clients.
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You take things way too f***ing serious.
-- rants are the vehicle of the lazy and uninspired - JSOP 2/2018
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Build a box around the printer? Stop the pet from being able to get at the printer?
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Don't tempt me - I'm inclined to build a box around the cat ...
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The 'managed' cat.
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He'd be happily managed by Professor Schrödinger at 03:00 most mornings when he decides it's breakfast time ... or possibly Cruella de Vil if I can persuade him to bark.
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