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"Sect"? "Sect"?
Damn.
Misread that one.
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Here [^] are the Commandments.
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Argh! My petard!
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Somehow, "There is no God but Chris and OG is His prophet" doesn't have the right cachet...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Try, "There is no CTO but Chris and OG is his manager"
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Right, conveying my own thought along would have been better.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Eighteen cops in four cars? Did this happen at a circus, and were any of the cops wearing clown noses?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Eighteen cops in four cars?
The article says:
A team of 18 men set out in four cars and on four motorcycles.
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I saw a video yesterday on Youtube that had four overweight women on a scooter. In India.
The rules for being a smart-ass do not include the phrase, "read the linked article".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: saw a video yesterday on Youtube that had four overweight women on a scooter. In India.
LOL, that wouldn't surprise me.
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In Naples (Italy) happens the same. There was a picture of 5 (FIVE) guys on a scooter, all of them of course without the mandatory helmet.
The scooter was stolen.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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If they can't ridicule someone in the lounge, they feel like their day isn't complete.
We wouldn't want to actually reference something positive...
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The key to take life easy is to ridicule anything because in the end nothing really matters.
It's almost a Linkin Park quote and almost a Metallica One.
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modified 8-Feb-18 11:05am.
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den2k88 wrote: in the end nothing really matters.
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I didn't ridicule anyone (except maybe the idiot that wrote the headline).I took journalism classes in high school, and even with that scant amount of (now ancient) knowledge, headlines I see today shock, amuse, and even appall me. Not because of what they say, but because of the way they say it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Unfathomable! Man looses cool at clickbait headlines! Vows to never fall prey again.
News at 11.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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I'm referring to mainstream media more than click-bait crap.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Yes, I know. At times, the mainstream media employs clickbait tactics to get views. Just wanted to have a bit of fun with it.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Foothill wrote: Unfathomable! Man looses cool at clickbait headlines! Vows to never fall prey again.
Awesome headline! Maybe you should do that for a living.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Good to hear the child's safe and back with his family.
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Vivek, this sort of news is best posted here :
It'll be better received there.
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Noted! I felt it too. It did feel like a local news, but still the photo of the kid after being rescued & re-united with family felt a bit overwhelming and pushed me to post it here.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Thank you for posting the article; the lounge can use some uplifting news now and again.
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I heard Victoria's Secret recently introduced a new wire-free push-up bra.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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