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You definitely never read a word about .NET Core...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Comedy gold!
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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.NET Core 'is' the OS version of .NET. Welcome to 2017.
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I'll let myself out...
Delete post
Delete account
Delete browser
Delete keyboard
Remove the plug
... Wake up in a futuristic world
No but seriously, I never read a word, sorry about that, I was thinking about .NET framework in general. I'll have a read at the core.
Now is it comedy gold? well to each his own.
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3. I'm in the middle of a project and there is no benefit to switching technologies in mid-stream, only unnecessary problems.
4. Core is too new, it's in flux, and it's (IMO) not yet proven.
I like bleeding edge technology. It's fun to play with and it gets me in on the ground floor ... assuming the technology makes it (some do, some don't). *I* accept that a technology may change rapidly and in unforeseen directions, which may cause rework when a new version comes out.
However, my job as a developer is not to play with the cool Tinker Toys, it's to provide stable solutions for business problems. As a young, inexperienced developer I didn't really understand this. As a mature developer, I realize that my employer needs are first priority.
Core was released a year ago, a new major upgrade has just been released. A year from now when my current project has been in production a while and we've shaken out the defects that testing didn't catch ... I'll give Core a serious look. If it's the right tool for the job I will recommend it for future projects.
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I started to build a new version of our sample web API in .NET Core, but stopped when I discovered that Entity Framework Core does not yet support stored procedures or views in any manner. I couldn't even force feed it by hand.
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I've taken to storing chocolate bars in my shirt cuff. That way, I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Bit of a cookie-cutter joke...
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that'll only get you into a sticky situation
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Agreed, it's worth at least 100 Grand.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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building the retirement nestle egg
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I just Snickers at that one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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wondering now, where does the cad bury his gold?
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In the Mounds of course.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I prefer to stash mine in outer space, in the Milky Way.
/ravi
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Wouldn't it be cheaper to put it on Mars?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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But that won't bring me as much almond joy.
/ravi
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Well at least choose a different Galaxy.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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How about something closer to home then, like 5th Avenue?
/ravi
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Nah, Mr.Goodbar lives there and he wouldn't care for that.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Snicker. Snicker.
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It's eitherOriginalGriff wrote: That way Or the Milky Way
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Any way... how do you have Daim to post all these sweet puns?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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