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That dude is weird, fake, and creepy. And this whole Zuckerturd getting to martial arts is just a publicity stunt or reeeeaaallly late onset puberty, which should be obvious to anyone over the age of 12.
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Quote: “bringing back the Roman tradition of making sculptures of your wife”.
The only problem with this is that the Greeks and the Romans considered greater than life size statues to be a challenge to the gods. Only the gods got statues greater than life.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You mean your wife isn't the household goddess?
Michelle was ... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: your wife isn't the household goddess?
Do you mean that she is capricious, demands daily sacrifices, and is likely to become angry with no reason?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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At least the Greeks and Romans had enough sense to not include arms; that kept them from holding credit cards.
Will Rogers never met me.
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This is exactly the kind of thing an AI would do if an AI would have to pretend to be a loving husband.
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It's simple:
Most people settle for taking pictures, and then posting them on Facebook.
But as its CEO, he knows better than uploading pictures there. He knows exactly what the company is up to.
He can do better. If he wants to impress me, he's gonna have to go full Taj Mahal.
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Carve the Moon into a likeness of her face?*
* Which would reduce the amount of "al fresco" sex couples would get up to, I suspect.
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Now that's ambitious.
Not even Musk could afford that. 
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That just means he doesn't truly love her ... 
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Clearly. I mean, you've seen the statue...
And why that color? Does he live in Avatar-world?
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dandy72 wrote: gonna have to go full Taj Mahal.
She'd have to be dead for that.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Which means she won't be around to appreciate it.
There's nothing wrong with getting a good headstart.
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that's just weird
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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just fell into this one
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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I just had an email from my electricity supplier to say that tomorrow between 13:00 and 14:00 any extra electricity I use (over my normal amount for that time of weekday) will be free - so whack on anything I want and they'll credit my account with that much within 14 days ...
I know there is a thing about "gift horses" and "looking in mouths" but that sounds like an offer too good to ignore!
Now, all I need is a Tesla Supercharger I can borrow for an hour that uses a Type G plug (and a mug punter than needs to charge his car). 
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It's shocking that they can track your usage so precisely.  Sure it's not a trap?
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
"Hope is contagious"
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