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robbed a bank - definitly - you robbed a bank, im 100 % sure!!
is this a signature ?
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If he really done that 10 times in a year he definitely should be cаuth by now
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but only if he robs the same bank everytime ... he could also rob a backery or a night club or just random people on the street - but whoever you rob never rob a butcher's they have knives ...  
is this a signature ?
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What if you go into the butcher's shot at night when there isn't anybody in?
Except the money you can get really nice sausages 
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they'll find you and they'll kill you and then we have nice sausages 
at night ? outside ? ARE YOU CRAZY ?
is this a signature ?
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I wouldn't count on that. I taste terrible.
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Well, we know that you dress up in Mrs Vilmos' clothes more regularly than that, so I'm stumped.
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It is definitely something a man cannot do until he's married and will probably only do it once if he gets divorced. My wife does it all the time but I only ever do it for my own safety. My Dad, despite nearly 50 years of marriage, has never had the opportunity to do it. I also do it with the other hand compared to most Brits.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Gets his freedom back for a limited time ?
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See below, he has never taken off his wedding ring. Probably because he never wore one.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Oh my good Christ - you ironed a shirt!!
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I would NEVER let Mrs Wife iron my shirts, she can't get the creases right and it looks bloody well wrong.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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One of the women's little tricks to make the man do something useful in the house  . I she did it all alright( and i don't doubt she can iron properly your shirts) would you do it even once instead of her ?
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No, she can iron anything but my shirts. She always puts creases where they shouldn't be and leaves out the ones that should be there. It annoys the sh*t out of me, so I do it myself.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Ahhhh, at last, I have a companion.
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So this[^] must be you then.
I thought you said you have no hair.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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Far too much tonic!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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But style nonetheless.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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Oh Lordy you've fallen for the rest trick in the book!
When ironing hubby's shirt the first time, make sure you do a mail re job. Not poor enough that he would think of complaining , but bad enough that he will want to iron his own I the future.
"Betrothal, Mariage and Getting Away With It ~ Dame Velocity Squormhatch. Harpers and Whinge. 1872
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Took off your handcuffs wedding ring...
Rhys
"If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"
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**DING**
We have a winner.
I very, very rarely take off my wedding ring. Yesterday I had to as I was working on the car and didn't want to catch it.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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 . I took off my wedding ring on day 2. Never wore it since... that's, let's see, 7,5 years ago 
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Hoovered? Cleaned the kitchen?
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I do my fair share of both. Mrs Wife works and I sit on my arse drinking gin all day. 30 minutes hoovering isn't that bad.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Won an argument?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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