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User Friendly: Coffee[^]
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modified 28-Mar-17 5:45am.
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My kinda coffee. Kinda looks like me, too. Scary.
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Since I've lost track of whose turn it should be, I'll turn it off, and back on again:
His stomach is churning - but he enjoys it! (9)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Masochist (anagram of his stomach, a masochist being one who enjoys pain in general and .NET in particular).
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Successful reboot: you are up tomorrow.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A Masochist also being somebody who keeps the CCC OTD going.
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IYYM "ovisophile".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A slightly different crossword thread: four clues with connected answers - who or what connects them? (6)
Green lady ... (5)
... leaves chaps in trouble (7)
Constant exercise channel ... (4)
... rating cruise right into Sultanate (6,3)
Slogans aren't solutions.
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That's the cryptic answer.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OK It's been a few hours. Got as far as "Olive spinach"...
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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That's two correct - might be enough to get the link.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Ah, but if you change your name to McPlanetface by deed poll, they'll have no choice.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I would suggest something more modest, like Frank, Rodney or Alfonso.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Unless it's only half the size of Earth, in which case "Eric".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Unless it's only half the size of Earth You mean like Mars? A typical Italian. Pompous name, but would not knock his head if he ran underneath the kitchen table.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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All I have to do is to sit down in front of my telescope and wait for 10,000 to 20,000 years! Easy-peasy...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Planet O'Planeton is still valid, right?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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As Herschel tried to name Uranus "Georgium Sidus" after King George, perhaps an English discoverer should call it "Elizabethium Sidus".
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Makes you wonder which kind of humour Bode was having.
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How about Darth Sidious?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is that the Welsh equivalent?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That'd be Owain Glyndwr Sidus!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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How long will it be a planet for?
Poor old Pluto got the push; Sedna constantly gets taunted with "you can be a planet now - ha! Only kidding ..."; Eris barely gets a look in - the minute that I get to name this one Trevor, the powers that be will declare that Trevor is not really a planet after all, I'll get very upset and there'll be tears before bed-time.
I'm not playing until someone guarantees rights for trans-Neptunian objects.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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