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A cowboy, two nuns, and a duck walk into a bar.
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The barman says "Is this some kind of joke?"
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OriginalGriff wrote: The barman says "Is this some kind of joke?" "And where's yer chicken?" the pianist asks.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bar...
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The first nun pulls a large caliber revolver from within her habit, and with five careful shots kills one man at a table playing poker, the piano player, two of the dancing girls, and a snake laying outside in the dust. At the same time, the second nun pulls an ancient katana from behind her back, and with a lightening sweep beheads the cowboy and the duck.
"Now that that's settled, who would like roast duck for dinner?" asks the first nun of the bemused surviving bar patrons.
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I think we should take a vote on whether or not Gary should cut back a little on watching Japanese cartoons.
I'll vote C: Bacon.
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I was rather thinking of Quentin Tarantino.
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Ah, yes. It was in that multi-parter from QT's Silly period.
I hope no ducks were actually harmed during production.
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Has he ever had another period?
Mind you, they might be lightweight, but I like Tarantino's movies
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Sure!
He's had a Cool period, and an I'm God's Gift! period.
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Nah beats the Chulu thing
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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The thing that should alarm you is the fact that I'm not an anime fan.
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That's funny, now I'm reminded of this ...
Quote: suddenly, there's a knock on the door
Well now, who could that be?
I say "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"WHO IS IT?"
They're not sayin' anything
So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
Can you take a guess for this SQOTD (Song Quote Of The Day) ? (MQOTD rules)
modified 20-Feb-17 2:11am.
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My big fat Greek wedding?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Men at work wrote: Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Men at work also wrote: I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
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If it's that bloody raven again, tell him I'm not in!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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What, always? You mean nevermore?
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Look, I just don't want to see him, alright? No need to bust my Pallas about it.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Launch time at 9:39 AM, they have a 1 second window!
Watch live
(yes, I know, I'm posting this with only 36 minutes to go.)
Marc
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"stage one pogo bleeding" What?
veni bibi saltavi
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Got to love the comments:
"I love the Falcon 9, it's so erect"
[A couple of minutes and lots of comments later]
"Heh heh he said erect"
Just a minute to go now!
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Too bad it's so cloudy - yesterday was blue skies!
Marc
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Yeah, very little to see!
Another comment:
"Like my last relationship, separation has been confirmed"
"Flat earthers look away"
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