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That's because you're not typing or ๐ for that matter.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on oneโs own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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:Sheep: :Baah: :Baah: :baah:
Nope capitals, [Sheep] [Baah] :Sheep: :Baah: still don't work...
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That's because you either need to type ๐or
Stop making it so hard on yourself.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on oneโs own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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:baaaa!:
The list[^]
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Sheep Emoji[^]
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Ram Emoji[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Aha! I have a sheep (I shall him Shaun!) Also a link to the list!
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Hey, I didn't know you could write in Korean!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I thought that might brighten things up for you a bit. If the boss brought you in for just this purpose, it serves him right if it turns round and delivers a size 12 DM to his soft and danglys.
This space for rent
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All smileys are evil!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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glennPattonWorking wrote: Please tell me I will wake up bathed in sweat in a few moments...
Well, the body fluid you wake up bathed in could be piss...
I hope today is a better day.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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... when a commercial[^] is actually funny. I hope you also can get a laugh out of it
"Donald! You're here already?"
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 14-Nov-16 16:34pm.
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An ad for a German moving company?
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Looks like it. They're fast.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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We have ads here with some of his err...hmmm, self opinions. There are a few different ones all along the same theme...
See Kiwi kids trumping Trump[^]
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When Donald comes out of the washroom he says:"Just finished my first presidential business."
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Exactly.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ahhh, my German isn't great I got 'finished my first' so I assumed it was something like that...
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Its clear here today, and the moon coming up from the east, amplified even more by the atmosphere, is staggeringly big. IT looks more like its a third bigger, not just 15%.
Anyway, its good to be gob smacked by nature, lets us know we arent gods...
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It was told that today's moon is the biggest since 1948...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: today's moon is the biggest since 1948
Quote: Sheldon Cooper "According to the laser I'm bouncing off the mirror array on the moon, it isn't any larger, it's just a bit closer to the Earth causing us to perceive it as larger. Please don't confuse Penny with your slightly incorrect statements."
It had to be done.
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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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raddevus wrote: the moon, it isn't any larger, it's just a bit closer to the Earth Oh yeah.
That's what they'd like you to believe.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Wโด Balboos wrote: Oh yeah.
That's what they'd like you to believe.
You made me genuinely LOL!
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No, it's true!
They brought it closer to put us in range of the long-range scanner array they've erected in their secret city, there!
(They had microsoft and adobe build the software for the array, so of course it didn't work properly at the range it was meant to)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You're in a board full of developers, and you say that the moon has suddenly become bigger?
You just love asking for trouble, don't you?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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