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It was told that today's moon is the biggest since 1948...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: today's moon is the biggest since 1948
Quote: Sheldon Cooper "According to the laser I'm bouncing off the mirror array on the moon, it isn't any larger, it's just a bit closer to the Earth causing us to perceive it as larger. Please don't confuse Penny with your slightly incorrect statements."
It had to be done.
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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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raddevus wrote: the moon, it isn't any larger, it's just a bit closer to the Earth Oh yeah.
That's what they'd like you to believe.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Oh yeah.
That's what they'd like you to believe.
You made me genuinely LOL!
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No, it's true!
They brought it closer to put us in range of the long-range scanner array they've erected in their secret city, there!
(They had microsoft and adobe build the software for the array, so of course it didn't work properly at the range it was meant to)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You're in a board full of developers, and you say that the moon has suddenly become bigger?
You just love asking for trouble, don't you?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What part of "IT looks more like its a third bigger, not just 15%." is causing you difficulty?
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What part of "IT looks more like its a third bigger, not just 15%." do YOU obviously not understand?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You do realise the term 'look' makes the statement subjective, no?
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*sigh*
Yes, you really do just love looking for trouble.
You made a logic error in your statement. Have a laugh about it, then STFU, like decent people do.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Crunch crunch goes the reverse gear that is Mark Wallace when challenged.
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Mark is a troll. Although usually just to Christians or Americans so you should be flattered that you got his attention.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Yes, you have to stick with your trouble-making buddy, don't you?
Between his global warming/general nastiness and your fake adherence to Christianity, you make the perfect pair of sock puppets for each other.
meh.
Every board has to have people like you two. I'm just thankful that you're not as bad as some.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Now he thinks matt and I are buddies. That's cute.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Stop trying to troll me, kiddo. Everyone sees the way you two vote for each other and gang up on people together.
What's really sad is that this is the best board on the 'Net, but it still gets this kind of cr@p.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You are totally out to lunch pal.
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Mark_Wallace attacks me personally and then cries when I think he makes a funny comment. This old man has got issues. Coward.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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When he was a kid, he would take his ball and go home so none of the other kids could play when someone hurt his feelings.
Turns out that was often, hence he became a nerd in software.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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As the saying goes, he can dish it out but he can't take it.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Ryan, you're talking to yourself again!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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And probably bouncing up and down on his chair, giggling to himself, as he does so.
As I say, we should be grateful that we don't have more of that type in here.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I had to elevate the conversation somehow.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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No, of course you won't behave like a normal chap, and have a laugh.
Had I noticed that it was you who posted the OP, I wouldn't have bothered replying. I wonder how many others feel the same way about you.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oh, is this the 'you are a troll' 'I am bored' change of tack?
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