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Maybe writes entire apps by cutting and pasting MS examples.
Are databases all called contoso? (I mean otherwise how could it work?)
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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I hope that he/she binded the code to the click event of an ASP.NET button...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You have to become more like me - develop your spirit animal, and let it answers questions for you.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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OriginalGriff wrote: thick as two bricks Possibly, possibly not. But what you can say is that they really do not understand the first thing about programming. Cut and Paste rools, OK!
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Reminds me of the kid that got caught cheating on an assignment. The kid in front answered "I don't know" whereas this kid in back answered "I don't know either."
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Show them how to click the button programmatically.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A couple of weeks ago, I submitted a console app as a working solution and got this:
Quote: Your Programme is ok. But I should do it in a windows forms application.
It made me wonder why I had put any effort into it at all!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I'm pretty sure most MS code samples could be only used in MS code samples.
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's not just me that thinks that's spectacularly dim, is it?
Yeah, it is just you. In my latest application, it's a windows form with one button on it, and in the click event handler I'm starting up an ASP.net core web server that serves up an MVC web site.
That's the only way to program.
/s
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I was keeping it KSS.
The words inside my head were a lot, lot ruder.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I was keeping it KSS.
I kept it KSS, we are in the lounge not in the soapbox
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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OriginalGriff wrote: thick as two bricks glued together
Help vampires usually are.
And if it's who I think it is, he also claims to be a "Senior" developer.
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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Maybe he means 'senior' in age?
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Wastedtalent wrote: 'senior' in age
Since he uses a lot of 'u', 'ur' and 'plz' in his postings, I would think quite the opposite.
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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I'd misspelt something. Warning? Frog off, we don't need no warnings!
veni bibi saltavi
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A single CTRL+Z lost me a hour of work in article editor...
@!$##@$(*@# F#@$(*@#$
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That's why I tick "Work in progress" and save often.
Ingrained habit now...
Sorry it bit you though.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It has an auto save, but that does not create versions and was quick enough to save the ruined version before I closed the browser window...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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We can recover previous drafts if necessary. Send me the article ID.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Manually restored since... Thanks anyway. I will try to remember to the next time I hit CTRL+Z to remove a accidental new-line...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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OriginalGriff wrote: That's why I tick "Work in progress" and save often.
That's why I use an offline editor. FrontPage, believe it or not!
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: FrontPage, believe it or not! OMFG! Is it still alive?
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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What about ctrl-y to redo?
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