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Leslie Nielsen is dead, too.
(what did he know about Hillary Clinton?)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Push the Turbo button on the front of the computer.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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That's clear.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: That's clear. Crystal clear.
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Remarkable.
You actually figured it out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Remarkable I humbly agree.
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RyanDev wrote: I hum Probably. I'm not in the same room as you, so I , thankfully, have no empirical evidence of it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I'm not in the same room as you That would explain the weird looks I've been getting.
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RyanDev wrote: Crystal clear.
Thanks for your report
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ThePhantomUpvoter wrote: Thanks for your report Mark is often subtle so I was clarifying his profound observation. Is that clear?
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RyanDev wrote: Is that clear?
Obviously the correct answer here is, crystal clear.
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Alright, no more going around in circles. I hate circles. What's the deal with circles anyway? They're pointless!
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Quote: What's the deal with circles anyway? They're pointless!
Not if two circles intersect
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Vincent Maverick Durano wrote: Not if two circles intersect
Venn would that ever happen though?
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I don't like the angle you're coming at me.
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Have you tried turning your computer off, then on again?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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If that doesn't work, he could always try to format the harddrive and reinstall Windows... That should do it (just as long as he doesn't reinstall Crystal Reports of course)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
modified 13-Sep-16 8:38am.
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My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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The maestro is ghastly. Most people believe that the snow gives secret financial aid to a marzipan living with the midwife, but they need to remember how ostensibly a strawberry-blonde curse dies. A saintly toothpick falls in love with an uxorious coward!!!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Crystal Meth has a better reputation and happier user base.
veni bibi saltavi
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I'm not surprised. c'mon it's 2016, you're 8 years behind!
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Member 3138070 wrote: Crystal Report 2008 slow
Replace the electrons in your computer with faster electrons.
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ThePhantomUpvoter wrote: faster electrons.
ebay has some.
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