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So I'm nearly 2 hours late with the news
...Wade Frankum shot up Strathfield Plaza with an AK-47.
I said 'Yeah why not' and next thing you know I'm married.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Are you still married? 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Yes. Hit the married half my life point over two years ago.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Congratulations.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Thanks. 02:00 here, better get to bed.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Celebratory root then.
This space for rent
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Celebratory root then.
I asked and was told to faarrrkkkk right off.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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 Always worth a try.
This space for rent
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Michael Martin wrote: Wade Frankum shot up Strathfield Plaza with an AK-47
Jeeze! Was that really 25 years ago? The years have flown by.
Michael Martin wrote: I said 'Yeah why not' and next thing you know I'm married.
Oh.
OK, so they flew by for me, anyway.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Congrats, mate!
Must catch up some time when I'm down the hill.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Peter_in_2780 wrote: Congrats, mate!
Must catch up some time when I'm down the hill.
Thanks. Let me know when you're coming and I'll make time.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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My 25th is a year from yesterday.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: My 25th is a year from yesterday.
So you're going to celebrate it with the 40th anniversary of Elvis dying while trying to take a sh!t?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I'll celebrate it even when I'm not "trying to take a sh!t".
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Congratulations!!
The next 25 will take about half the time and after that you just forget them. I've been through it all - it's my 54th, I think, at the end of the month. No doubt Her Indoors will remind me in plenty of time to surprise her with something she doesn't want.
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54! Wow! I thought my 24 was good!
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx
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Sorry!! Her Indoors tells me it's only 53 years. It just feels like 54.
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Was the 5th anniversary of when Sgt.Pepper taught the band to play
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Was Sherlock Ohms looking for Dr Wattson?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Watt kind of pun is that?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Yes, and he found him lying on the ground.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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My opinion is neutral on your response.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Yeah, it was a pretty ammeter pun.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That is because I have reached my capacitor.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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This thread has gotten me really wired.
/ravi
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