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Understood!
Yet another reason that makes me glad I don't have any children (as far as I know)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Did you not notice that video is spam? They've taken the video from DrunkenSch0k0muffin[^] *, and stuck an advert for their product at the end!
* NB: That's a re-recording of her original version, which had the Disney video in the background, as mentioned in the description. I couldn't spot the original video in her channel.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Woa, didn't know! Very nice!
At any rate I like both!!
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whimsical can used to categorize a manager in a few different styles I take you mean one who acts on a whim?
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I think you took it right!
What else does that means, btw?
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one is acting erratically or off the cuff, the other is more to do with describing an individual acting in an aloof odd or fanciful manner! I looked whimsical up, in a thesaurus(electronic) and became a big head hence my comments!
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I'd go with capricious.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I'd go with capricious.
But would she go with you?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Jealousy will get you nowhere.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm tempted to apply, but they didn't say anything abut tenuous connections to the internet that enable a horrific telecommuting experience.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Haha, after the honest job ad, here comes the honest applicant!
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I don't think they're ready for my level of honesty, much less equipped to handle it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Requires 5-7 years of experience in windows 10 administration
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Of course!
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An extreme resilience and ability to withstand intense pressure.- at what psi ?
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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If you are sexually attracted to crocodiles, do you have a reptile dysfunction?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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More properly: eReptile dysfuction.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Could be worse: "iReptile dysfunction" anybody?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah! Then we can blame it on Apple!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Which is still better than "Live Reptile Dysfunction Mobile Pro 10 for .NET SP2".
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Seems to me you brought up a hard problem to discuss.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Be strong! Rise to the occasion!
/ravi
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Sounds like a good tip.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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OriginalGriff wrote: If you are sexually attracted to crocodiles
Then I strongly recommend you stay celibate.
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