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Monday night I got home from work and around 7 I started feeling it. Within an hour I was shaking uncontrollably. Didn't sleep a wink al night. Vomiting, fever, stomach stuff...
Tuesday around the pain in my gut was too intense. Wife took me to the ER. After some Morphine I felt better and fell asleep in the ER. Doctor diagnosed me with a sever stomach flu. Stayed home yesterday.
Today I'm at the office. My stomach is still giving me fits, but hands down I'm better than Tuesday.
I don't get sick, and even when I do I have to be real bad to take time off work. This one kicked my butt.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Wow, morphine !!!! you guys get the big guns quickly !!!
I'd rather be phishing!
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I was rolling around on the table in pain... It did the trick. I was in a happy place within a minute.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I hate morphine.
Yes, it does the job...but it destroys my short term memory for a couple of weeks. I'd rather have the pain.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I was ready to claw by stomache open. I'll take the morphine. Felt funny for a bit but the effect was bliss.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I'll take the morphine.
I can't remember sh*t to being with so I'm really not losing anything! 
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Not me. Most pain doesn't last - it just feels like it will be there forever.
But your memory going? That's nasty - because you lose your sense of "you"; you forget what you were doing, and why. Heck, I'd forget the beginning of my own sentence before I got half way through! If you can't trust your memory, then you can't trust yourself - and that is a very deeply unpleasant feeling.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Kevin Marois wrote: I was in a happy place within a minute
What, you just left and went to the pub?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I've never had morphine for a tummy ache. I cry bullshit.
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That must be some smelly cry... 
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Kaolin and morphine's been the standard prescription for stomach ailments of all kinds for ever!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Yeah, it's not exactly palatable, but ...[^]
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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And for what all this? To maintain a standard of living upright? For possibly 80 years when it comes up "very" high?
I am concerned about the fact that I finally should start my life and do not run the money afterwards.
I'm more and more on the way to finally start living.
Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Um, What?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Start living
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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ahh, ok
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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0x01AA wrote:
Start living
How you know he doesn't enjoy life?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ok, I give up. You are all that omniscient here....
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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I never made any assertions...
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Forget it
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Sounds like you need some therapy and a change of profession.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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May be
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Kevin Marois wrote: sever stomach flu
So you no longer have a stomach? No wonder you were in such pain! How did you miss it being taken out? You must've been really drunk, man!
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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It's the morphine typing.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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