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Movie Quote Of The Day
You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?
Which movie?
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Brokeback mountain?
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Down under
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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The return of the cannon ball man.
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Debbie...uh...
I meant Paris....uh...
...forget it
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Trojan War
I ain't got no signature.
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The shawshenk redempted sewer
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Is it THIS ONE[^]???
Safe for work, but possibly not for the stomach...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Donning the Mankini starring Sean Ewington
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Thanks for some real lols. Here's another company [^] you might like!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I have got a project to build a CRM program in C# but I don't have a time to do it.
So I wanna find a someone who can make it for me.
Where can I find one?
Is there any website Order&Buy software?
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hapiten wrote: So I wanna find a someone who can make it for me.
You can find one in QA
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Yes, there are websites where you can "order" software. You'll find them by googling for "hire software developer" or similar.
QA is a section of this website where people can ask programming questions. It is NOT a place to order software.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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hapiten wrote: What is QA? QA is a group of Forums right here on CodeProject.
Each forum is a friendly place where some of the most talented programmers in the world are ready and willing to write your software for you; however, there is one catch: you need to know the top-secret code-word that tells these programmers you are serious: the secret word moves you, immediately, to the front of the queue.
The code word is: "gimmez." Be sure and use that word in either the title of your post, or in the first line of your explanation of what you want.
«In art as in science there is no delight without the detail ... Let me repeat that unless these are thoroughly understood and remembered, all “general ideas” (so easily acquired, so profitably resold) must necessarily remain but worn passports allowing their bearers short cuts from one area of ignorance to another.» Vladimir Nabokov, commentary on translation of “Eugene Onegin.”
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Feeling a little bitter today, Bill?
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BillWoodruff wrote: The code word is: "gimmez."
I thought it was "urgent" I've been doing it wrong.
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That's "URGNTZZZ!!!" and it's the keyword for "Do my homework, I need to hand it in in an hour"
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If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Go to Freelancer.com and ask there.
But be aware: you get what you pay for. Pay peanuts, get monkeys.
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You're welcome!
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