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Ygnaiih wrote: Outlook has a clutter file
Delete the Clutter folder. Empty Deleted Items folder. Close then open Outlook. Behold you now have a Clutter folder again. 
Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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I'm not kitten around – cat puns freak meowt!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't be a pussy.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Purr-fectly normal!
New version: WinHeist Version Tequila, the nigh time, snuffly, sneezing, how the hell did I end up on the bathroom floor medicine.
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Are you feline alright?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Can we paws this fur a moment... pfleas?
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This actually made me perform a physical chuckle...versus, say, a mental chuckle. 
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Gee, I thought it would make you purr.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I also say neigh to horse puns and sheep puns are just baad.
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Applying butter to this pun and tossing it twirlingly into the air seem most apropos.
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A large whisker on the rocks should make you feel a lot better.
Life is too shor
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Microsoft pesters people continually to upgrade their PCs to Windows 10. Annoying as all...
I am now getting pestered on my iPhone to upgrade to iOS 9.2.
Install Now
Install Tonight
Install Later
I have applications for work that break under 9.2; if I wanted to upgrade it, I would... stop requesting this multiple times a day!
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Did you post this using your iPhone? It couldn't read it.. have you tried upgrading to iOS 9.2?
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Yeah.... sitting at work enjoying Windows 7... but this machine is subject to weekly forced upgrades/patching as well.
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Try "later" 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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No, be sassy! 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I understood that reference!
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I've actually seen that done, a while a go someone was charged by their IT Provider to see if they could do a data dump of the customers data.
After they looked into it they also charged them for extracting that data.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I was in a meeting the other week and kept interrupting to make important points, when this bloke said to me;
"I can't help but think that we have one mouth and two ears, so maybe you should speak less and listen more".
To which I replied "Well as we have one brain and two legs, maybe you should think less and f*** off more".
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Should I think less? Dunno, I'd have to think about it.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Definitely. 
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I find that I often get little epiphanies for a project while I am asleep. I should charge for the amount of sleep lost...
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Just found out my idol Pete Doherty was once married to Tony Blair[^].
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