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Wickedly apropros.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Sorry but I did warn you it wouldn't be great
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1 W
(plus too few letters but I suspect you viewed it while I was dicking about with it still.
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"Emoticon"
I ain't got no signature.
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8B
Well done your up on Monday.
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Ahh, I would have gone for that, too, but didn't see more than 7 letters the first time I looked at it
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Yeah sorry about that, I only had one job
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Never mind, it's all part of the game
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What is the next number in the sequence?
10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 20, 22, 101, ?
veni bibi saltavi
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1010
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... and why?
veni bibi saltavi
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I intentionally didn't give the reasoning to keep the game "on". To keep it still on, I only say "10 in binary" is the answer.
I ain't got no signature.
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I expected a post on the brewery strike.
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WHAT!?!
veni bibi saltavi
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204
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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That's quite simple ...
the answer is 42
'Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.'
Benny Hill
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The number of Gins you will consume tonight have had today?
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Your blood alcohol readings since you got up this morning?
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There is no blood!
veni bibi saltavi
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You mean there is no blood in your alcohol stream?
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Stream just got disposed.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I may well have been out last night.
I may well have had some beers before dinner.
I may well have had some wine with dinner.
I may well have had brandy after dinner.
I may well have not enjoyed the school run this morning.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I may well have been out last night.
I may well have had some beers before dinner.
I may well have had some wine with dinner.
I may well have had brandy after dinner.
I may well have not enjoyed the school run been very lucky not to be breathalysed this morning.
FTFY!
Remember, it's getting close to Christmas, and the Police Retirement Breathalyser Fundraising Season is upon us...
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I am/was sober, just a leetle bit delicate.
veni bibi saltavi
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