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Movie Quote Of The Day
To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.
Which movie?
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An american in Paris
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Try to catch me
Geek code v 3.12 {
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Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Catch me if you can?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Is it the one with Ashley Madison in the lead role?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The story of Ashley
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Alien scoundrels 
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Undercover Blues
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Obstacels...[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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...but a quick check with the Lounge Gestapo and it turns out you aren't allowed to like it.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I would tell you what I'm thinking about the Gestapo, but it won't pass even the Soapbox... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Conspiracy theories - the hares are running. I thought it was to scare politicians.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Ashley Madison is a conspiracy to help people be unfaithful to their partners so I don't see what the problem is with the idea of a conspiracy.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I specifically used the term "conspiracy theory". I was not making any value judgements. I leave that to others.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Leslie Nielsen's full of these theories. This is the third time this story has been reported.
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Never expect a potential competitor to teach you their secrets to success.
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In which lesson do they teach you the importance of a poker face?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Heh. Love that pic. In the 7 years or so that I've been playing poker almost weekly, I've only had a royal flush twice.
Marc
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Why obfuscating when you could instead outsource it?
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Do you mean the result will be the same?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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That depends on whether or not you want to understand it.
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Both are unmaintainable, but the obfuscated code actually works?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: but the obfuscated code actually works?
Because you have no hope on the outsourced one, have you?
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