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Including the SA World Cup[^]
So that's the guy you can blame for the elephanting Vuvuzela 
Hanging is too good for him, I say...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I think it pretty obvious it's bad right through the organisation. Just one step removed from the Olympic members 
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They taught them everything they knew
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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And now Jack Warner will reveal all, including links to Sepp Blatter and the Trinidad elections, it goes beyond Fifa now, how far will it go 
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They shot JFK to keep the faked moon landings secret from the MOSAD agents running PepsiCo.
veni bibi saltavi
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you forgot Elvis piloting the planes on 9-11
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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As Jack Warner is currently using a spoof article from The Onion as 'evidence' I think I'd be inclined to take the promised revelations with a pinch of salt!
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Will they return the money?** Or, is it all spent?
** before getting hanged / hung up.
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Avijnata wrote: Will they pay back the money?
No. Corruption gets you promoted into parliament in my country.
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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So, they have their goals set ... and are working towards it.
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Well, the guy responsible for paying the money over just got elected as mayor of Port Elizabeth.
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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Need to seek friendship with him ...
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Here[^]
Please don't waste our time if you don't meet all of the above requirements.
What requirements????
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Anything and everything Microsoft has released? (i.e. All versions of MS-DOS, Windows, Visual Studio/VB/MSVC/etc, IIS, Active Directory, and so on)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Coder (Hired) wrote: What requirements????
If you have to ask, you are not qualified. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Can you learn to spell experienced correctly?
Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!
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I am a slow learner, however very, very EXPERIENED.
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With that kind of compensation, I would not even ask which stack you want to use.
You want the MS Stack? Sure, want some .NET stacksauce on that? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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An annual pay of $120,000 - $150,000 is beneath you? Wages must be pretty high in the Netherlands.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I think you interpreted it backwards from what he meant. He was implying that he would use whatever stack they told him to if they were going to pay him that much.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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You are probably right, but that means he is prepared to waste their time by blindly applying. It says you must have experience with the stack (whatever it is).
I thought he was saying that given the compensation he didn't want to waste his own time trying to figure out what stack they mean.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Not only does the recruiter not know what he is talking about, concepts do not change simply because there's another company name behind it. A database is a database, a server a server.
SoMad wrote: I thought he was saying that given the compensation he didn't want to waste his own time trying to figure out what stack they mean.
The field is called "information and communication technology"; they only know what they want, knowing what they mean is my job.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Coder (Hired) wrote:
What requirements????
experienced programmer
quick learner
problem solver
ready to take on any challenge
15 or more years of experience with the Microsoft Stack
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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