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Paddyshack!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Hi Johnny J.
First two quotes are superb.
But third one,I think money
can make everyone happy.
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I'm not sure, but let's do a test to see which one of us is right: You send me 10 million dollars, and after some time - let's say a month - I'll let you know if it has made me happy or not. Deal?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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No that's not fair.
we can manage differently,
U send me 10 million dollars,
and after 2 days only,i will let you know.
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Gimli son of Gloin in da hood.
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Trick question. It's not a movie. It's Ireland's pledge of allegiance.
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No. The silly Scottish call it Whisky, the true and honest, God given spelling is Whiskey with an e!
veni bibi saltavi
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I used to drink Jameson and Guinness, almost exclusively, before I quit drinking altogether. In my opinion, I left the spirits realm, on a good note.
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that e is there because they distil it twice to remove any taste, so they add an extra e to counter the removed mmmm
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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2 broke irish men
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The Life of Carrie Nation[^]
I'll get my hat.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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http://www.gnuterrypratchett.com/[^] explains how to keep Pterry alive, on your clacks:
G: send the message on
N: do not log the message
U: turn the message around at the end of the line and send it back again.
veni bibi saltavi
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I just read about this on the BBC website also. I thought it was just brilliant. Going Postal is one of my favourite Discworld books, especially of those that don't feature Vimes as a main character.
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Better, he's got HEX!
veni bibi saltavi
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**** OUT OF CHEESE ERROR ****
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I always thought that Pterry had a soft spot for DEATH and would like to think that it was reciprocal
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I can't help thinking that it would have been nicer to do all these things when he was alive to appreciate it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Bugs, Microsoft? Hold worker 499! (7)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Drink? Girls? Feck?
veni bibi saltavi
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English sentences?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Would ya be having a cupotea? Gern, ya will! Ya will, ya will ya will...
veni bibi saltavi
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I'll not, but I'll take a drop o' Jameson or Bushmills if ya has any?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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