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Stealing a fish tank? I sure he was buzzed when he did that.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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The article was short. Nice that they didn't drone on and on.
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I bet the policemen hive fived each other after the capture.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Basketball players, basketball players, basketball players, basketball players, basketball players, basketball players, basketball players, basketball players, basketball players, basketball players
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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... the air we breath is a drug that causes us to see the world in a diffused and controlled state, and drugs (like LSD, pot, and meth) allow us to see the world as it really is - and that's why they're illegal...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Too much CO exhaust from your pollution machine ? 
I'd rather be phishing!
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I think he added nitrous, but hooked it into the air conditioner.
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Nitrous makes life go by much faster.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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That doesn't sound like a good thing. Time's already speeding up as I get older; I don't want it to go any faster! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Laughing gas - now the UK has returned to the 18th century, but without the massive trade surplus, women in corsets or seditious Scots trying to disunite erm, no, we have that one too. Trade surplus and women in corsets only it is then...
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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It's all just perception; both views are "true".
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Wait, let me go smoke a bong, then I'll come back to see what you really meant with this post.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Now I'm reminded of the movie "Liquid Sky". At least I think it was a movie, and not a documentaary.
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I don't recall seeing it, but in reality maybe I have. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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..then the only thing to say is you're drunk! 
Favourite line: Throw me to them wolves and close the gate up. I am afraid of what will happen to them wolves - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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You have now crossed over into... The Twilight Zone
Jeremy Falcon
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: and drugs (like LSD, pot, and meth) allow us to see the world as it really is
So, you never used them?
Perception-altering drugs do so in different ways; different drugs would feel as different from each other as they'd feel from reality. I'd also like to point out that pot is a tad lighter than LSD/Meth.
Plan your next trip to Amsterdam and do let us know how many realities you could find 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Amsterdam
According to most reports, it's wet.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Perception-altering drugs do so in different ways; different drugs would feel as different from each other as they'd feel from reality. I'd also like to point out that pot is a tad lighter than LSD/Meth.
Way to miss the point and over analyze there, only to say what everyone already knows. I'd also like to point out the sky is blue... unless you're on LSD.
Jeremy Falcon
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What point?
Jeremy Falcon wrote: I'd also like to point out the sky is blue... unless you're on LSD.
The sky is grey here, as PIEBALD already suggested.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Welcome to the matrix.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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