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from an e-mail: Hello,
I'm an expert head hunter who specializes in placing Application Support Staff into permanent positions in the UK.
[...]
My clients based in Central Glasgow
so, you're so good you've realised I live at the other end of the country and I'm in development not support. Yea, I'll give you a call... 
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He means that he's got an impressive shrunken head collection and one of those multi-assault blowpipes, the bagpipe.
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Of course he is an expert - he was able to send you a spam with all your shields up!!!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin.
"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card.
"It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and a great person."
"Yeah," his wife nodded,
"and it has your weight wrong, too."
PS : For these type of jokes my coat is always outside of this room.. I ll take from there.. 
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Ah! The old ones are the best!
And that one is so old it drew it's pension before I was born!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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"I say I say I say! Dost thou see-est this newe and most awful and artificial invention, that of which I speake being called the Zoetrope? I heard many a young lad say that therein lies a scene where the Dutchesse of Devonshire doth disrobe and the footemane doth observe through the key-hole, in the most lewde and humorous manner!"
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Indeed thou say Sirrah? Most assuredly I am forsooth fain of this intelligence!
The Dutchesse of Devonshire doth disrobe her habiliment? For her cicisbeo, I presume?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Tits ooteth for t'lads, eh!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Actually, I quite liked this one.
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Yeah, well, but you're not exactly known for your good taste either...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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True. I like you after all.
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LOL - Touché 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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So, when was the last time you saw a scale that tells you the fortune?
And that costs you a penny?
Yeah, that's how old it is. 
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a penny is nearer to one rupee....
we can see the weight using one rupee coin...
PS: please throw away my coat with my corpse.....
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Could you please tell me up to which IIS version supports ASP.Net 2.0?
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No, because I'd, like, hafta Google it, like.
And I'm far, far, far, too lazy to do that. Innit.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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be fair, Googling takes years to learn (as in anyone over a couple years old can do it)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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 Indeed!
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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So far, everything from IIS 5 (Windows 2000) to IIS 8.5 (Windows Server 2012 R2 / Windows 8.1) supports ASP.NET v2.
You can even run ASP.NET 1.1 on IIS7 / 7.5[^] with a few tweaks, although it's not supported from IIS 8 (Windows Server 2012 / Windows 8).
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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"Earthed and grief-stricken?"(6-7)
There you go chaps.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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BROKEN HEARTED
Anagram of EARTHED
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Although jailbreaking is completely legal act, the boys of Cupertino do not think so. Any "escape attempt" as provided by Apple for iPhone void your warranty. I mean, Apple has the right to refuse to repair a device that has been subjected to this process.
It is true that iOS is a pretty bug free experience so it's a shame to say that yes, your device will be noticeably jailbreak iphone 3g 4.2.1 once 'jailbroken'. It is not uncommon with some applications to crash or stop working, the battery drains faster, you will notice a general slowdown ... And your phone can even become vulnerable in matters of "security" as the jailbreak can be made susceptible to content malicious as viruses and malware. conclusion
If you finally decide to jailbreak your iPhone or iPad, make good first carefully investigate the applications you want to install, because as you say, you're entering a world of no restrictions and your device will be quite exposed. The jailbreak is for expert users who want to go to the limit on technology issues. For those who want change, run, or what a particular application and want to see where the limit in which Apple loses its normal control is.
Two days ago, the hacker known as 1on1c revealed through its official Twitter account with a photo as he had managed to make jailbreak iphone 3g 4.2.1 on iPhone 5C. As a very important fact that this reveals 1on1c Jailbreak has been achieved by a bug found in the kernel. This in contrast to earlier times means that at least the iPhone 5 and iPhone 5C could have secured Jailbreak for any future version of iOS tethered type at least ...
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I heard that you also should not cross the street away from the pedestrian crossings.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Rage wrote: I heard that you also should not cross the street away from the pedestrian crossings.
As far the OP is concerned, I'll make an exception, I would like to encourage him to cross a busy highway not anywhere near a pedestrian crossing.
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