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OriginalGriff wrote: Wales, a great place to live for !
FTFY
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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Not according to Jonah . . . wait, that was whales.
On second thought . . .
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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No, no - most of the time Whales are drier...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Cheap houses , great countryside ,fantastic coast , good fishing ,excellent wildlife , superb cycling , challenging hills oh and easy access to big cities . What on earth do you see in the place ?
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It's the singing.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Friendly people, a laid-back attitude, low traffic.
And gawd-awful food.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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but...but...what happened at the top?
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Cue a septic spouting the "see, it's not just guns" waffle!
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A while ago, I was in Luton Library and I wanted to borrow a book. The librarian told me I had to prove that I was from Luton to take it out.
So I stabbed her.
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That proves it!
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My guess is that she still doesn't believe you, as you did not stab first and asked second. You have only proven to her that you know someone from Luton.
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Now, if you were really from Luton, you wouldn't know what a book is!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Perhaps instead of the permanent G&T in your hand, which we know you have to get a doctor to remove when necessary, you should have had a Cinzano?
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Campari dear, it was Campari.
I have flown in and out of Luton Airport maybe 200 times and not once did I meet Lorraine Bloody Chase. On a few occasions I met Dalek "Don't Mind If I Do" Dave down at his den, The Wheel Tappers, but never that Chase woman.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Campari
I'm not sure if I'm disappointed or pleased that I got that wrong!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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She was probably still in Paradise.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Woa... 8 with swords, versus one unarmed teen! He is quite a tough lad to make it out alive!
I will avoid the place if I were you, though...
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Lets wait until you-know-who sees this post!
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Yes, for years there was some graffiti on a bridge over the M1 saying 'Welcome to a town called Malice'. There's some sewage works as you come in on the train from the North so you get welcomed by the aroma of toilets. Kids would 'look after' you car in the car park for £20 (admittedly, that was 20 years ago). I never go to Luton, except maybe for the airport which is alright actually.
According to my parents it was actually a nice place once.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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