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It's been written that the Saniflo toilet system was invented by the French so they could repay the English for the battles of Trafalgar, Waterloo, The Nile.
I would postulate that the French invented the toilet seat. One hundred years later, the English realised it works better with a hole in it.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I am not sure wiki France has actually got a defeat on it
(the destruction of 2 ships of the line without loss is nothing according to Rage, hell we shot an admiral for a lot less)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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French ? Of The Day ? M???
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I'd have gone for "For More Drivel Of The Day"
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French (OR Frog) Maritime Defeat Of The Day
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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That's what I though! wasn't gutsy enough to say/type it!
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That the Ubuntu symbol is almost identical to the GCHQ building plan?
Is somebody having a laugh?
The UK Security Service recently claimed that the most secure OS was Ubuntu, and that Android on Samsung was the most secure phone.
Does anybody agree? I have my own views.
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pics ?
what's GCHQ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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Shh...it is Top Secret.
Nobody is supposed to know about it!
See Here[^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Not good at citing references, eh?
modified 6-Feb-14 10:02am.
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Just not your monkey mate.
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I'm the father of the boy
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Not good at spelling 'citing' eh?
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Spell checker is not that smart
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They played "Jump", I jumped.
They played "The Twist", I did the twist.
They played "Come on Eileen"...
speramus in juniperus
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And now you're not welcome there anymore?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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-- true bit --
Those who know me also also that it is a very dangerous situation to have me in the vicinity when that song plays. To say I go librarian is an understatement. I F* love that song!
-- joke bit --
... and I have to pay for the cleaning.
speramus in juniperus
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