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You're easily amused...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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That's actually true. A static dynamic property [/laughsAgain].
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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M$ with us your day wont be boring....
Especially when you need to debug xslt transformation.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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No programming questions in the Lounge &c.
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Well, ist wasn't exactly a question.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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Well, I certainly question it.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I once asked my chemistry teacher what the value of a particular constant was - his answer - "it varies"!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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And that children is why I had a minor stroke while doing chemistry A-Level
modified 31-Jan-14 7:26am.
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Chemistry gave me GERD[^]
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Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.
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Same difference.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
It's like they say, "All good things must one day be burnt to the ground for the insurance money."
Which movie?
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The story of my local Pizzeria...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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American History X
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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The Queen[^]
It's from the Windsor Castle scene, I think...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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The period of G.W. Bush
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Gotta be "The Money Pit" this time, Shirley!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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After a Night with Paris.
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The Towering Inferno.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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"Code gone bad! The true stroy of the Toyota acceleration lawsuit."
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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They would have to weigh that bad boy of a petition. Given the number of signatures it's likely to get I bet it weighs in at nearly a stone.
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It is revenge for Canada sending him south.
Now they will have to put up with him again.
The best part of him being deported will be that he will not be allowed into the US for many years.
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Package deal him and Kanye can go together!
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