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Yes, the FAA is offering tips for holiday travelers due to the fact that any plane can crash at any time and kill you.
Save time by praying at home.
clickety[^]
www.dirkstechblog.blogspot.com
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And with the seats so close together it'd so hard to bend over and kiss your butt goodbye. 
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Made I larf.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The next up news was interesting.
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I JUST GOT A PAY RISE![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
I jut got a pay rise,
Nah nah nah naaaahhhh
Nah nah nah nahhhhhhh!
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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up to the next tax bracket ? 
I'd rather be phishing!
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Bugger - I'd better check!
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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yes, because of your saved up vacation and sick pay.
www.dirkstechblog.blogspot.com
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akshully I'm overdrawn on the vacation allowance
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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_Maxxx_ wrote: I jut got a pay rise,
Clearly not based on spelling and/or typing ability!! 
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So, should it be P-Rise?
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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True! I was told it was based upon be being totally awesome and an asset to the company. 
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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Jeepers... Maccas has sure upped their staff feedback since I worked there as a 15 year old!!
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_Maxxx_ wrote: asset
I strive to be one, and I have 2 letters left to complete.
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Shameel phone home? 
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Shameel wrote: asset. I strive to be one, and I have 2 letters left to complete.
So, for now you're just set?
This isn't a signature
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Thanks
![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) is on me.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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Well, don't look a gift horse in teh mouth, that's what I say. Mine was just over 5% 
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
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Congrats..
I didn't have a pay rise since years.. 
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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Congratulations...
Celebrations over. Now go back to your rat-hole and start churning the code out 
On serious note, its good to hear about positives, as all over IT, they keep showing gloom picture of slow-down and budget cuts and all.
Enjoy your beer...
Thanks,
Milind
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Well, a Pay Rise is better than a C0ck Up! Or is it now? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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