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I don't think so, I can smell it from here
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That's your socks...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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No thats you mouse smell like shity alcohol
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DNFTT
speramus in juniperus
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Since when have anklebiters in Australia started bludging the neighbors for lollies? Had to scare off three little gangs already tonight and is only 18:30.
(Zombies seem popular)
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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From Hells kicthen I see
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At a local joke/toy shop you can buy candy with soap or anchovy taste.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man adapts the world to himself.
Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
- George Bernard Shaw
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That's just evil.
Keep Clam And Proofread
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√(-1) 23 ∑ π...
And it was delicious.
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When this Merkin habit of sending small children out into the dark to knock on strangers doors and say "Trick or Treat" (even though they do not know what it means nor why they say it) started here in the UK, (In about 1983, I blame ET, although why the director, who is Jewish, would highlight a Christian festival based on a Pagan belief system is beyond me).
So when they come and knock on the door and say "Trick or Treat?" you reply "Trick please" and then stand there, steely-eyed, chiselled-chinned and with a bohemian, almost Rasputin-like detachment as they squirm and attempt to innovate a salient response.
It is so easy to screw with the brain of a 6 year old!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: It is so easy to screw with the brain of a 6 year old!
I'm glad you included "with the brain of", otherwise you'd be on the Stuart Hall Special.
speramus in juniperus
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Halloween Movie Quote Of The Day
I thought I'd gone to the limits. I hadn't. The Cenobites gave me an experience beyond limits... pain and pleasure, indivisible.
Which movie?
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Heavenlowerer when pin up girls from heaven come down to earth :P
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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Hell!
You had to raise this one from its grave, didn't you?
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Did you look it up?
(psssst: you do know, the goal is to not actually guess the title, right?)
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"Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - Cliver Barker Edit"
(yes|no|maybe)*
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Steve Jobs the early years
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Cruel. I like it
speramus in juniperus
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V. wrote: I thought I'd gone to the limits. I hadn't. The Cenobites midichlorians gave me an experience beyond limits... pain and pleasure, indivisible.
ftfy
Obviously, Star Wars.
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Please do not go to the Dracula play staged in cemetery tonight. It got grave reviews. Besides, none of the skeleton actors had the guts to go to the cemetery. Well on the other hand the zombies did tell me that the Ice Screams sold by the ghosts are to die for! There are even Dayscare centers for the kids to go to, I hear the witches running the place is great at teaching spelling, it gives them the edge when others fly off the broom.
For the toadlers there are some awesome games to play, like hide and shriek. All the children is safe if they just stay out of the doghouse, the werewolves are very territorial. All this is made possible by the Vampire community, they bled the bankers dry for this opportunity.
Not to worry everybody is safe thanks to Frankenstein, he did some body building for this event you know? Do not be scared away for this once in a life time deadly event!
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If you are too scared to go, you're a Halloweenie.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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