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Hurried past the wierdest bloke in the street the other day. He introduced himself as Nathan, and claimed to be the brother of the bloke who co-wrote the "Do they know it's Chrismas" for Band Aid in the 80s. It got really weird when he asked me to pay money for to have, as he put it "kinky sex with his Hoover".
Well, it turns out Nat Ure ab-whores a vacuum.
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Am I the only one wondering why sex with an appliance always has to be kinky?
Whatever the case, the joke works way too hard to get where it's going.
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Odd days happen every other day for me, mostly.
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And me, even.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I don't get it. Although I suspect I know where the punchline lies. Perhaps if I knew the words...
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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I've never heard that before, and apologies for having to explain the joke. That always sucks.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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No worries.
OT: Did you find a better way to sort that deflate stream?
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Hollande[^]
There is an official edict on this matter.
So in case you need to know, remember not to look at it or pass it on or otherwise promulgate this image!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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There is nothing as effective for distributing an image as prohibiting the use of it...
I think Beyonce can sing you a song about it
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IIRC this is called the Streisand Effect.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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Dalek Dave wrote: There is an official edict on this matter.
Didn't they learn anything a few months ago?[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The text on the board behind him says that 'Today is the first day back to school'.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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No it doesn't - it says something weird and foreign-looking!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I see nothing wrong with the photo. He's clearly delighted to be back at school and starting to learn French.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I hope politics, economics and diplomacy are on his subject list this term.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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He's not pulling a funny face.
The girls of 3C have just walked into the classroom.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I know there are some serious foodies here, and a lot of gadget freaks as well, so it's possible I'm not the only one with the kit...
I'm the organised sort, so I plan early: and my Christmas present to me from Herself arrived today (there was a sale, so I saved about £70 by getting it this early). A Sous Vide water bath - the sealer should be here tomorrow - and Herself is insistent that I've got to use it before I pack it away until December, so if it doesn't work I can send it back. Makes sense, I guess.
So what do I cook? Other than a two-and-a-half-hour steak with brown butter, I have no ideas because I figured I'd have till Boxing day to read up on use and recipes...
Any ideas? Experience?
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OriginalGriff wrote: Any ideas?
Get a Chinese wife.
Woks are comparatively cheap.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Herself might complain.
On the other hand... :TunelessWhistleSmiley:
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Why would you need that? I thought you Britains eat your meat raw
Didn't even know that such a thing exists.. But I guess it will probably most useful when cooking bigger parts of meat. However I'd be pretty interested to hear what you'll be able to accomplish with such a... ah... gadget
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It's not just a slow-cooker-on-steroids!
If you have eaten in a restaurant in the last decade or so, chances are at least some of your meal has been in a sous vide at some point. It's about consistency and repeatability of cooking, as well as keeping flavour and nutrients in the food.
Plus herself can't over cook anything in one...
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It is a cool gadget, but, IMO, not very useful for "normal" home kitchen usage; it is _very_ practical for a restaurant where they can dump a ton of meat in the water bath and have them all be cooked as intended.
Even if you manage to cook your meat with it, you will still need to sear it in a pan for it to be presentable, and the char marks are really good looking (tan lines!! )
I find that just using the vacuum bags to marinate meat and fish is just nearly perfect.
You can try your luck with a slow cooked egg.
I'd rather be phishing!
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