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Are you working for the government?
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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IIRC he is working for the military (DoD)
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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That should explain his problems and guns
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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I have guns. I don't have any problems.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Why don't UK websites use biscuits instead of cookies?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Well, it depends upon how crumby they are, doesn't it ?
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Would people who refuse them be jammy dodgers?
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: jammy dodgers
Tarts?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Hey, now, that's my sister you're talking about.
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Because water and electricity don't go well together?
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Wrong etymology. They were named after the dodgy advertisers who made them popular, and were originally called crookies.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Ha Ha Ho Ho. That cracker's me up!
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That really takes the biscuit!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I also wondered if they are frequently victims of phish n' chips scams?
“Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.”
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:groan:
Software Zen: delete this;
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Doctor quickly meditates to become tamed (12)
Sorry about the delay, I had to wait until I sent myself a reminder ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Domesticated ?
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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You are up tomorrow!
Care to explain?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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doctor quickly doc
meditates
to become (anagram)
tamed (definition)
domesticated
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Cheers. I never have liked documenting
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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It's easy to reverse engineer it after it's been solved!
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Indeed but I say again...
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Where's the CCC?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Where's the CCC ?
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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There are languages I refuse to use for fear of picking up bad habits.
Perl is one. Python* is another. And then there's BASIC
I'd add assembly to the list except there are unfortunately, rare instances where I need it.
*Python isn't as bad an offender as the others, but its array handling and use of significant whitespace are deal breakers for me.
I don't like to holy roll. Sure I have my favorite languages (C++, C#) and languages I hate but grudgingly accept (like Javascript), and ones that just aren't my cup of tea but I'll use them if I must (Java). Still, I try to be fair, and I believe that most languages have their niche. Even Perl, if I'm being generous, but that doesn't mean I'll use it and it doesn't mean I don't think there should be a better alternative.
The ones I listed up top though - Nope. Just no. I will not use them, except perhaps to port something away from them.
I have to have some sort of standards.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm being overly picky though.
Real programmers use butterflies
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