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Marc Clifton wrote: WE HAVE A STANDARD...
Standard: They're no fun. It's the same thing every day, every hour, every minute, every second.
Random: Now that's fun. Never know what you're going to get.
Be more fun today.
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Do you return a random (== different error code for each call), or an arbitrary (== the same error, having nothing to do with the cause) value?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Do you return a random (== different error code for each call), or an arbitrary...
Actually, you've made a good point here.
Arbitrary is far easier than random.
So I've settled on arbitrary. If random is fun, arbitrary is the funnest!
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Arbitrarily random is the bestest. That is, if you want to eschew repeatability.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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so what would be the most bestestest?
Standards that are arbitrarily randomized
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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raddevus wrote: Be more fun today.
I only return 203 or 418
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We need a new return code for "I'm not certain that I'm a teapot".
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Actually not reasonable. What may be the correct handling in one situation can be completely wrong in another situation.
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Is a broken drum the best gift a child can receive - you can't beat it?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That's a fine kettle of fish: I almost got caught in your snare but managed to stick to bass-ics and brush it off without crashing as a cymbal of self control.
I'll get my high-hat and leave . . .
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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A lot of cymbalism in that gift, a good way to stick it to them, it would drive them bongos.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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By that logic my child is the greatest gift I ever received!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Beating him/her will certainly get you into more trouble than beating a drum...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I'm sure Apple has a few copies left...
And to be honest Apple do not innovating anymore, so except some dark secrets of misuse of technology there is possibly nothing of interest there...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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They'll probably get hired.
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MSN wrote: A ransomware group is demanding Apple pay a ransom for Macbook schematics it claims to have stolen.
Chris Maunder wrote yesterday: Update: So the iPad Pro is to be the replacement for the Macbook. No one's come out and said it, but with the M1 chip, 2Tb storage, 16Gb RAM, thunderbolt over USB-C: it's a touch-enabled Macbook.
Anyone else thinking this is just a coincidence?
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... I said Good idea, we can cover more ground that way!
Ba-tish!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Nah, this was no "ba-tish" joke.
this was genuinely funny.
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Alright, so I guess this link isn't exactly safe for the Lounge, but I also really didn't want to keep this from you guys as it's hilarious and very true and many of you probably agree.
Be warned though, lots of swear words, LOTS.
Even the URL has swear words in it: ing Website[^]
Every junior web dev should read this IMHO
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Not keen on the font!
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Not much on style but it did load fast.
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Conveyed information, loaded fast, no advertising. three thumbs up
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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