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See I knew they never went to the Moon.
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He could of peddled the whole way.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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The number of drugs in his system, he could have flown there!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Once he got there he would have had problems as there is no supply of munchies on the moon...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Plenty of green cheese - so all he needs to take is a whole loaf and a toaster, and he'll be fine for toasties!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Provided he was geared up for the journey.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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I'm sure there is a joke to be had about checking out irregularly-surfaced orbs to be had.
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He could have escaped without a stain, but he screwed too many people to be left unscrewed. When you have a code with only UI and external DLLs to do things for you and you manage to sneak in an Intel competition , Chris Maunder will catch you no matter what you do.
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The sport of bicycle racing lost an important spokes-person.
Steve Wellens
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