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If you are melancholy, are you really good at herding fruit?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You might be sad because you cantaloupe.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The thought gives me gooseberries.
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It means that the puppies are melon-collie babies.
It also means that you need to air your jokes out more often - they're getting stale...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
modified 9-Feb-21 12:21pm.
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Does banana some women is no longer welcome? I know that large simians prefer to sleep on apricots, and occasionally, a musician will have perfect peach, but I corn not otherwise answer your inquiry.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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What day is this?
Melancholy? No melons in Europe, so the joke fails a bit here.
Also, just a wimps' idea of depression.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Quote: With a melon?! Who holds the goose?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Yup...
Java, Basic, who cares - it's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippy cr*p
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No, no, no politics - Eye glasses.
I'm usually a single lense person, I really don't need anything to see up close (in fact I need to take them off, yeah, I'm getting old). The problem I have with single lenses is that I have to take them off to read anything up close. and I left them somewhere... never to be seen again I suspect. So, new prescription, and I bought progressive lenses. They work fine in the car and when reading a book but sheer crap writing code. The eye doc said it would take about two weeks to get used to them, but I'm not so sure. I have the computer version coming soon.
Just wondering if any old people out there with some thoughts.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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I switched from bifocals to progressives quite a few years ago. Took less than a week to get used to them and they still work fine - approaching 76 (me not the glasses). However I am long-sighted rather than short sighted, so that may make a difference.
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I have progressives, and I found that they took a little getting used to.
You need to make sure they are sitting on your face correctly.
I find that if they slip down, then your are looking at the screen through the upper portion instead of the middle portion, and since the top is for distance, the screen gets blurry.
I also found that having my monitors on a mount so that I am looking straight at the, instead of down helps to look through the middle of the lenses, keeps the glasses from sliding down, and as an added bonus, improves the posture.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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I agree. I have the same experience.
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept that there are some things I just can’t keep up with, the determination to keep up with the things I must keep up with, and the wisdom to find a good RSS feed from someone who keeps up with what I’d like to, but just don’t have the damn bandwidth to handle right now.
© 2009, Rex Hammock
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I got new glasses a couple of weeks ago, they asked me if I wanted progressives, I said no, big mistake.
(I have bad eye sights)
If I could summon enough cash to get lasered ... sigh...
I'd rather be phishing!
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I've had them for a while, for the same reason as you. Couldn't read the car's navigator while driving without removing glasses that only correct for distance. Don't really need anything for up close but now wear them at the computer out of habit. Didn't take any time to get used to but, as others have pointed out, they have to be sitting correctly.
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My problem was that the field of view shrank when going to closer focus. Drove me buggy.
But I read, and usually work, without glasses. Except in the shop where the safety glasses are bifocals and go from slightly more near sighted to 18" is about clearest.
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Same problems here. I ended up getting a cheap second pair just for computer work.
TTFN - Kent
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computer version on order....
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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My eye doctor strongly discouraged me from getting progressive lenses as I write code all day, and read, etc.
So, I take them off to read text up close and keep them on when coding, as the distance is just right.
It can be a PITA but I am used to it now. Thankfully, I have not yet forgotten my glasses anywhere. I'm sure that day will come soon.
There may come a day where getting progressives is the correct choice for me, who knows.
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I have regular bifocals. The ones with the line. I tried progressives once. For about two hours and it was either go back to my previous set or go insane. The distortions off to the side we the tiniest bit aggravating while driving. As in "what the elephant was that over there?"
So, regular bifocals with rest of the world on the main part of the lens and reading distance in the bifocal area.
Then, I have a second set with the same bifocal area, but, the main vision is set for monitor distance, not outside distance.
There are also the sunglasses and prescription safety glasses for work, but, that's just over the top.
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Same here. Two bifocal glasses. One for normal-driving||reading-close, the other for computer||reading-close.
... after un-cataract lenses put in both eyes.
Eyes change in random ways over time, but am still on my original, post-cataract script, as it's close enough to being OK.
3 seconds of looking through progressives told me they ain't gonna happen. Their effect was the same as a cheesy movie from a half century ago showing the main character, drugged.
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I got two progressive pairs.
My "computer" glasses has a narrow short-distance field at the bottom, a wide middle-distance field in the middle and a narrow far-distance are at the top. My so-called "reading" glasses have wide short-distance and a wide far-distance fields, separated by a narrow middle-distance field.
I was expected/expecting to use the "reading" glasses as default, switching to computer glasses only when sitting in front of the PC. It didn't turn out that way: I use the computer glasses all the time, with one exception: Evenings/nights when light is low, when driving the car, constantly having to bow my neck to get those traffic signs into the top area of my field of vision, really strains my neck. (In full daylight, I can can easily read them through the middle field.) So I have got my "reading" glasses parked in my car for far distance reading of traffic signs in (semi-)darkness.
I am near-sighted. When I (finally!) got glasses around age ten, I was surprised to learn that all those star constellations such as the Big Dipper or Orion were more than mythology - you can actually see those stars making up the figures!
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I first got glasses (I'm short-sighted) around that age; stepping out of the opticians into the street was an astonishing experience - one I've never forgotten. I had no idea that's what the world was supposed to look like. Literally, a revelation.
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