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Arrange cart horse first, then Lawrence initially (11)
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Orchestrate
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Well, I knew it was easy, but didn't realise it was that easy!
You're it tomorrow...
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T.E.Lawrence!
I was trying "of Arabia", ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I did say "initially"...
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It's already evening (somewhere).
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You must have Kuala Lumpur in mind!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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It's 22:07 here!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Aim higher! You could be Man of the Hour!
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Done. You have two wishes left.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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"Surely, it's not going to rain today?"
And she replied, "Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley."
That was when I realized: I'd left my phone in Airplane mode.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Do you think you'll get over it?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Things could take a Laverne for the worse!
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Someone's showing their age with that one...
...and someone's showing their age by getting the reference.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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As long as you don't drink milk mixed with Pepsi.
Kelly Herald
Software Developer
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Agree.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes - just the thought of it makes my stomach go Squiqqy...
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I think there are Shotz for that.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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( she said ( welder in the shop )) "You are showing your age with that" - " NO, we're much older than that"
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Shirley that's a Leslie.
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Reports of Leslie's death are entirely premature:
2013[^]
2017[^]
2020[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Why did you call her Shirley? Surely you could have avoided it?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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