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So this is the April revolutionary battery technology.
I wonder what the May revolutionary battery technology will be.
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It took him a while to get around to it.
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Around here, people started hoarding tuits a month ago. You may still find a few rectangular ones, but the round ones have been out of stock for several weeks.
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If you dance with someone who is 2M / 6ft away, is that Social Dis-dancing?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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You're obsessed with so shall dis dansing - ( said in a Welsh accent )
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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There is a town in Vermont that post signs announncing social distancing is
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But I never wave bye bye
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Is it a BYOC thing?, or do you just approximate?
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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They presumably have a Standard Cow locked in an air-conditioned safe in the Bureau of Standards.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Angus I presume!
There's an Angus among us...kinda roles off the tounge.
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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Well, there is a British Standard Finger.
You use it for poking into holes ... to see if you can touch anything dangerous.
I became aware of this when my PM and I took a mains powered cobbled together prototype (housed in a bunch of cardboard boxes with slots cut for ventilation) into a major company headquarters. We had to make the slots thin enough that the BSF couldn't hit the mains components (but nobody cared about the rather larger risk of the whole thing catching fire - why did you think it needed ventilation in the first place? )
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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OriginalGriff wrote: Well, there is a British Standard Finger.
You use it for poking into holes ... to see if you can touch anything dangerous.
There's even a song about that: Jake Thackray - The Hole - YouTube
Keep Calm and Carry On
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Congratulations,
If you continue social distance dancing you could be eligible for MSFT-Bucks[^].
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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Just wait a minuet ! You mention this charleston time to bring up whether this adds a new twist into ballet parking for restaurant pickups?
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"If I leave some chicken on the fencepost, can you smell it for me?"
My neighbour: his wife is out - she's a carer - and he wants to know if the chicken is safe to cook. It's in date, but he lost his sense of smell and taste about a year ago, and it's slow to come back. Apparently most people who lose the sense of smell end up with food poisoning, because they can't tell if food is off.
Go on - tell me you had a weirder phone request? Please?
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You're going to need a taller fencepost to top that one.
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OriginalGriff wrote: tell me you had a weirder phone request? Please?
Uhm, yes.
But I'm not going to recap here, because of posting rules.
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Spoilsport!
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Some things are better buried and forgotten.
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Bag it, and box it !
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Are you confusing it with red wine?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Burrrrrrrppppp, oops sorry for that
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Tell 'em it had gone bad, so you threw it away, but you've got another one you're willing to swap for a pack of toilet paper.
You'll have to look online for how to disguise a dead chicken to look like a different dead chicken; not my field of expertise.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A false moustache and some glasses should do it.
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