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The look on her son's face!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Really, his expression seems to indicate this is the norm!
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
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A good one!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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I'm gonna be "that guy":
People need to learn how to mic themselves properly, or at least balance their sound. I adjusted the volume in the first few seconds so the (unnecessary) intro music was ok, but then I could barely hear her speak, so I had to crank my speakers to the point where, after I had forgotten all about it, the music came back during these short interludes and I almost fell out of my chair. Good thing I'm not working in an office.
It's not just the amateurs either; these days even so-called professional presenters, who are used to being on network TV, are busy virtue-signaling by staying at home and doing their shows from some poorly lit room and sounding like they have their heads in a bucket. On national TV. If I was working in that field, I'd be embarrassed.
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Am I the only one who cringed every time she referred to those rectangles as "squares"?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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That ending is a real dick move by the developer
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It's personal.
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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I think you should stick to the Velcro quips[^], as they have more a-peel.
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I don't get it.
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American thing, Pizza Hut had a personal sized panned pizza. Was good at lunch time.
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To me a "personal pizza" means you don't share it with others.
Which isn't hard to do if you choose toppings that nobody else would want to eat. I'm looking at you, pineapple and ham.
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dandy72 wrote: To me a "personal pizza" means you don't share it with others. To me, that's the same as any pizza. I never share my pizzas!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Johnny J. wrote: dandy72 wrote: To me a "personal pizza" means you don't share it with others. To me, that's the same as any pizza. I never share my pizzas!
If you're single, any size pizza is a personal pizza.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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dandy72 wrote: To me a "personal pizza" means you don't share it with others. Or it's a reason to ask for Clearasil[^] on prescription.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
modified 17-Apr-20 14:20pm.
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I find those to be hideous on pizza.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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It's no coincidence I chose those to illustrate my point.
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The only thing good at a Pizza Slut is a "CLOSED" sign on their door.*
* Probably the best thing to eat, too.
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Curiosity question - Are "Dad Jokes" universal... or just an American thing?
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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But it turns out they are a total rip off.
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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Thanks for the video link... that is some funny *bleep* right there!
However, "I thought it would be cool to have Hook And Loop sneakers" just doesn't sound correct.
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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A perfectly good post "Quote: Why you should wear a mask in public - visualized has been locked.
If there isn't a soapbox we'll just make one - I am guilty of slipping down this slope. My (well known) weakness: I may not start the political but I'm easily lured in to the fray. I was actually going to delete my last post - literally seconds too late.
I'm not saying we ought re-institute a soapbox as it sucked up too much effort and was never better an investment than pharting-into-the-wind.
Just giving my mia culpa for this - I can try to do better - but am afraid I may slip and fill now and then.
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This is trolling on so many levels. But it does not surprise me from a leftist who fights global warming but supports Trump at the same time. I presume you are the kind of guys who think the Brexit was a good thing or that Corona virus was created by evil minions in a hidden P4 institute in China.
Anyway, I cannot believe you are posting such trivialities to get sympathy and harvest reputation points.
How good I am at reproducing the actual Soapbox content - I've been there only a couple of times ? Is the nostalgia kicking ?
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