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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Kleenex is wetproof, so it doesn't dissolve in water.
This has gotta be a Kleenex[tm] thing specifically, as I buy various brands and don't get much of a different result between picking up spilled liquids with a tissue vs TP. I'm not familiar with your use of "wetproof" here. It's not like you can wrung out a tissue after dunking it in water. Or if you can, you're buying stuff that's a lot tougher than I've ever found on my local shelves.
Jörgen Andersson wrote: It's not meant to wipe your butt with, but rather to be used as a makeup remover and such stuff.
I thought that's what those little round pads or cotton balls were for (clearly, I don't wear makeup). I use tissues pretty much exclusively to blow my nose. The Kleenex police has never shown up at my door.
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dandy72 wrote: It's not like you can wrung out a tissue after dunking it in water
Certainly not
dandy72 wrote: I'm not familiar with your use of "wetproof" here.
It's probably so that they aim for lintfree, but to achieve that it also becomes wetproof.
I sadly can't ask my father anymore, but he used to manufacture paper and knew most of it from a technical point of view.
He thought people were really stupid buying brown coffee filters that are first bleached and then coloured brown to make people believe it was environmentally friendly (Pulp for coffee filters is grey untreated)
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: It's probably so that they aim for lintfree, but to achieve that it also becomes wetproof.
Then the brands I buy fail spectacularly to achieve that that. If I do so much as blow on a tissue, I can see particles flying off of it. I have a box sitting close to a wall, and the wall and surrounding area are covered in that dusty material.
Jörgen Andersson wrote: I sadly can't ask my father anymore, but he used to manufacture paper and knew most of it from a technical point of view.
Interesting. Everybody has his own specialty I guess. It's not the sort of thing I've ever given much thought, but you're right, there's gotta be an expert on even such a topic out there.
Jörgen Andersson wrote: He thought people were really stupid buying brown coffee filters that are first bleached and then coloured brown to make people believe it was environmentally friendly (Pulp for coffee filters is grey untreated)
Can't be much worse than the red coloring used to make meat look "better" and easier to sell than it otherwise would be.
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dandy72 wrote: Then the brands I buy fail spectacularly to achieve that that.
And therefore they also aren't wetproof.
dandy72 wrote: there's gotta be an expert on even such a topic out there.
It's quite amazing what you can do with cellulose actually. With heat and pressure you can even turn it into a spring. A useless spring since steel is both stronger and doesn't rot, but still.
The east Germans even made cars from it.
dandy72 wrote: Can't be much worse than the red coloring used to make meat look "better" and easier to sell than it otherwise would be.
Every branch has its tricks
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: The east Germans even made cars from it
I noticed your use of past tense.
Did they dissolve in the rain?
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Nope, they are resin reinforced, lasts forever, so they grind them down and use as a roadfiller.
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Locally it's toilet rolls, paracetamol, liquid soap, pasta, tomato ketchup, and mayonnaise.
Oh, and "Home Bargains" is out of wine, apparently!
What gets me is these people emptying the shelves of all forms of pasta are leaving tinned tomatoes alone - what the heck are they going to put with it (other than ketchup and mayo)?
And from what I have seen of them, they can't cope with a recipe unless it starts with "For best results, cook from frozen."
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The tinned tomatoes were all gone in the local Tesco today.
As were the beans & spaghetti.
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Maybe everyone is like me and has an impulse buys dozens of cans of tomatoes when they're half price so they have enough at home already? What I find weird is the things that were still in stock.
Pasta was sold out, but the gnocchi and gluten free pasta shelves were still full.
The entire tinned food aisle was almost empty except for beetroot and tinned fruit which was fully stocked.
The butchery section was empty, except for on fridge full of duck.
All of the salt was gone, except the fancy pink stuff.
I also noticed that my local supermarket has brought in truckloads of disposable washcloths as a substitute for paper towels.
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glennPattonWork wrote: has everyone gone mad!
Yes, they have! And selfish too. I thought a crisis was supposed to bring out the best in people. It appears not!
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5teveH wrote: I thought a crisis was supposed to bring out the best in people
It does.
Unfortunately it also brings out the a**hole in assholes ...
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So, you are differentiating between people and assholes. Makes sense.
But are QA a third category or do they belong to any of the former ones?
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5teveH wrote: selfish too. I thought a crisis was supposed to bring out the best in people. It appears not! After years of watching American disaster movies, people have learned that the way to react to a crisis is to behave like arseholes.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That doesn't mean that a few months in prison won't do him any good.
After a day or two of sharing a cell with Bubba, he'll be willing to pay thousands for a bottle of hand general purpose sanitiser.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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11 + 2 = 13, no matter how you look at it (6, 4, 3)
Early today, got to take Herself out at 13:00
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Eleven plus two
Twelve plus one
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Now you added the second line ... we have a winner!
11 + 2 ELEVEN PLUS TWO
= 13
no matter how you look at it (anag)
TWELVE PLUS ONE
You are up tomorrow
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I liked it!
I wasn't sure if anyone would get it, but I knew they would all know the words ...
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I either love it or I hate it. My brain is outright refusing to decide which one it is.
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I had seen it before - can’t remember where but relatively recently
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Damn.
Somebody is stealing my ideas before I have them ...
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Guess you must have subconsciously seen it too.
Be quite something if you came up with that independently
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Could be - but I have no idea where I might, I don't read any newspapers ...
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