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"Florida man records himself performing sex acts on his dog"
Man, that was a hell of a birthday.
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Most dogs get confused enough already when you just give them a little birthday hat and a biscuit with a single candle on it.
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Florida Man found grenade while fishing and then took the explosive to Taco Bell
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Don't you do that when you have some grenades left over? They pay good money for the main ingredient of their extra hot salsa sauce.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Plastic explosive or saltpetre?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Cast iron balls, filled with gunpowder and a burning fuse are out of fashion for a long time now, so it must be some other explosive. Who cares, as long as we get our trinitro enchilada?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: trinitro enchilada?
But what do they do with the Toluene?
(Or is that mixed into the sauce? )
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Your birth date includes a year, so you are cheating.
No Florida man news on the day of my birth.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Cops Bust [Florida] Man Who Said Name Was "Ben Dover"
Spoiler, that wasn't his real name
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July 1 - Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets.
Still zero known uses for the things I guess, certainly not going to consume them. Eventually somebody's got to figure something out though.
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Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer.
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Quote: Florida man, 88, burns raccoon over eating mangoes
I now know something I wish I never knew and hopefully will be able to forget.
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... inevitably falls for a social engineering trick to expose a piece of information needed to steal their identity.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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That's why I used James T. Kirk's birthday.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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June 3rd...
Man Arrested For Throwing Cheeseburger At Pregnant Woman
I'd rather be phishing!
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Quote: Florida man punches woman at Publix because she gave him the middle finger
Well, that's where my wife's blue eye and her headache comes from i guess...
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
MessageBox.Show(!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(_signature)
? "This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + _signature
: "404-Signature not found");
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Quote: Florida man guns down puppy from apartment balcony
So what is it with Florida?
Is it the next generation hillbillies?
<edit>Even better, in other news: Quote: Florida man on balcony shoots puppy named Princess </edit>
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July 13th:
Quote: Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist
...and (why not) Florida Woman, same date:
Quote: Florida woman threatens hair salon with machete, poops in patrol car, deputies say
It's not just men, it's Florida.
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OK, this is just nuts.
Googled: Florida man May 8th
Returned: "Florida man blames demons after beating pregnant girlfriend for playing Xbox, police say"
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Florida man parks Smart car in kitchen so it won’t blow away
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Very high energy: Florida Man Chews Up Police Car Seat After Cocaine Arrest
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Too many in the room are down under the roof. (7, 5)
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Crowded Attic?
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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So close that it displays the tension between the brothers!
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
modified 21-Nov-19 4:19am.
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