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A farmer drove to his neighbors farm house and knocked on the door.
A boy about 9 opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home asked the farmer".
"No they went to town".
"How about your brother Howard is he here?"
"No he went to town with mom and dad".
The farmer stood there shifting from one foot to the other mumbling to himself,
when the young boy says "I know where all the tools are if you want to borrwo one or leave dad a message".
"Well" said the farmer uncomfortably, "No I really need to talk to your dad about your brother Howard getting my Suzy pregnant".
The boy thought for a memento, then says, "You'll have to talk to my dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea what he charges for Howard".
I'll get my coat and show myself out.
Technician
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
JaxCoder.com
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Could have been worse:
A farmer drove to his neighbors farm house and knocked on the door.
A boy about 9 opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home asked the farmer".
"No they were run over by the tractor".
"How about your brother Howard is he here?"
"No, no he also was run over by the tractor.".
"And now what are you doing here when you are now all alone?"
"Take the tractor for a spin again?"
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Sick...I like it!
Technician
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
JaxCoder.com
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He's all right now!
Ba-Tish!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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That's what's left of him
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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As I see it, there's probably nothing left of him.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Right you are!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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You should have left it at that post.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Did you hear about the woman who backed into the propeller?
Dis-assed-her!
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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I was so dissappointed when ARM developed a low energy graphics chip design, and did not call it LEG. I was hoping to get myself a machine with two ARMs and two LEGs.
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Long gone are the days when AGNUS, DENISE and PAULA suddently worked for a rival company of their predecessors ANTIC, POKEY and GTIA.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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...I was like 0mg!
Ba-Tish! Don't worry, I've got more!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Yeah, the alternative to telling jokes is that I work of course, so I really have no choice...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Don't look for jokes on the wall, you're still the greatest of them all.
(As seen on the wall of a bar toilet, slightly altered so that kid sisters don't need to giggle.)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Johnny J. wrote: Don't worry, I've got more! Phew!!! What a relief.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Are you 0k now?
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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...He seems so miserable lately!
Ba-Tish!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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In England they used to sell her at the marketplace in such cases. Practical, if you are able to find someone who actually wants her.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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In England, the legal punishment for adultery (for women, at least) used to be hanging, but the last execution was in 1654. If any adulterous women were sold in the marketplace, it was an extra-legal form of punishment.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
modified 16-Oct-19 8:20am.
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You haven't taken account that it's England you're talking about. Considering their cuisine, they were probably selling her for roasting, or, with soup greens as a free bonus.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Next you'll be telling me that even cannibalism is to be preferred to English cuisine. What else could be expected from a citizen of a nation whose founders believed that tea should be made with filthy, cold, sea water?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I've had tea in England - filthy cold seawater would not make it any worse.
The "Tea Party" was just to protect them from themselves.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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