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Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Programming isn't a challenge, it's mostly a boring thing that takes a lot of time
I'm truly sorry for you, that every job you've worked has been garbage.
Programming is a challenge, because it's solving problems. If the problem's already been solved, then I'm not solving it again myself, I'm import solution ing.
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Asday wrote: Programming is a challenge, because it's solving problems. If the problem's already been solved, then I'm not solving it again myself, I'm import solution ing. Programming isn't about solving problems; it is automating an existing proces, often by writing code. So, you don't thouch anything that has already been done once?
Asday wrote: I'm truly sorry for you, that every job you've worked has been garbage. Another psychic medium eh?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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So, you don't thouch anything that has already been done once?
No? I don't. Why would I spend my finite time on this planet making something that already exists?
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Asday wrote: No? I don't. Why would I spend my finite time on this planet making something that already exists? In my case, because the boss said so; meaning that we can provide an alternative solution to what already exists. Most of the time, LGPL libraries are out of the question too.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I'm truly sorry for you, that every job you've worked has been garbage.
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Quote: Programming isn't about solving problems; it is automating an existing process, Not always. Sometime there wasn't an existing process.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: Not always. Sometime there wasn't an existing process. There is always a manual way to do things. That is not "solving a problem", but formalizing a proces so it can be automated. Takes a lot of talking to the domain-user to understand what needs be done, but that's it.
While that might not be agile, it was once a normal part of the design-phase.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Quote: There is always a manual way to do things. I created a new computer game that did not exist before. I thought it up and wrote some code to play it online. There never existed any "manual way" to do it - especially since it existed in 4-dimensional space.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: I thought it up and wrote some code to play it online. There never existed any "manual way" to do it - especially since it existed in 4-dimensional space. That's a nice example of "solving a problem".
You thought it up; that's defining the manual proces. We do not think in bytes as humans.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Quote: We do not think in bytes as humans.
Speak for yourself!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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In that case, you'd be converting from binary to C#
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Some bright spark decided to install scented "splash mats" in the mens room urinals.
Now it smells like someone pissed on a cinnamon stick in there
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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They had Orange at one point. Imagine a pissed on orange
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Around here, in all the casinos across the river, the splash guards have the date written on them. And I thought being a casino cashier was a sucky job!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Is that the ones that smell like spewed up After Shock?
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Would you prefer Pumpkin-Spice?
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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That is a very interesting story.
You could tell the higher authorities to switch to regular mats.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Wish people would stop throwing cigarette butts in the urinal...they are so hard to light!
Technician
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
JaxCoder.com
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Kevin Marois wrote: Now it smells like someone pissed on a cinnamon stick in there Throw a chicken broth cube on the floor, some Galangal, sliced unions and some carrots.
We got tiles, much easier to clean and hardly any smell. A wonderfull thing, this invention called "ceramic". Easy to clean, and a +20% decor morale improvement
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Nah ... the voice wasn't boring enough, and the code actually worked ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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