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Me? nnnooooo....what could go wrong?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Kind of mandatory: Zero Risk | CommitStrip[^]
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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#LiveDangerously
/ravi
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Quote: This seller does not deliver to the United States. Learn more Dammit!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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It's a big bag. A lot bigger than I expected ...
Gonna take a while to eat them all. Put it like this, you know those tins of chocolates you get at Christmas? (Quality Street, Celebrations, those ones)? I filled one, and still had about a kilo in the bag ...
Tasty though.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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For me it's either coffee or mt. dew! 3-4 cups of coffee and 32oz. of dew is about average...I try not to overdew things!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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You were overdew with that post!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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/ravi
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I have a half a pot of coffee for breakfast, and then I come to work.
My coworkers won't let me have any more because my chair starts to squeak
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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/ravi
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Quote: This seller does not deliver to the United States. Learn more Dammit!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Wrong thread?
/ravi
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Yup - it should have been a reply to OG's message. Sorry.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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It's not how many times you fall down; it's about how many times you get back up.
But apparently field sobriety tests don't work like that.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Very similar to the boxing proverb, not word for word but an approximation "It's not about how hard you hit, it's about if someone hits you hard, can you still stand on your feet?", or something like that
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That makes me think of the definition of a politician: A politician is a man who is so thick-skinned that he can stand upright even if he has no backbone.
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Is there something you want to tell the group, Griff? Will you be going away for awhile?
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Chumbawamba:
Quote: I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
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reminds me of another joke
"I don't like to plan my day because then the word 'premeditated' gets thrown around the courtroom"
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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A variation of that is, "It's not how you start. It's how you finish."
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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True story: My 40th high school reunion was held this past Saturday. The local police department held an impromptu field sobriety checkpoint in town that night as well. Coincidence? I think not(*)!
(*) It wouldn't surprise me to find that my classmates have spent more on alcohol rehab than on their children's college educations.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Customer: A pessimism consultant - what's that?
Me: I tell you the uncomfortable truths you need to hear in order to help you improve
Customer: That doesn't sound useful
Me: You are not ready to improve
Customer: ...
Customer: ...
Customer: ...
Me: Here's my invoice
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But were they ready to pay it?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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