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I had asked a less experienced programmer to add a new feature to an existing javascript module.
Some code in that module was building a fairly complicated DOM element for rendering into a page.
They change the logic from safe, DOM manipulation into a massive string concatenation because it was easier for them to read!
I had them test with some data that included HTML special characters, typical of our data domain. BARF!
Sometimes simpler means "not to spec", especially when security is involved.
Thank goodness for source control.
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I often found that obfuscution is not needed to keep me out of my own code!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Haha!
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A good friend of mine, after 7 years of medical school and training has been fired for one minor indiscretion. He slept with a patient and can no longer work in the profession.
What a waste of time, effort, training and money. He's still paying on his student loans. This just goes to show that one minor mistake can ruin your life. Thoughts for him and his family. He really is a great guy and a brilliant Veterinarian.
Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept the things I cannot!
JaxCoder.com
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Lesley says I posted that one back in '09 ... The Lounge[^]
The oldies are the best ones!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ah thanks, tired and eyesight about shot. (Worked with sheet rock last few hours)
Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept the things I cannot!
JaxCoder.com
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Wait a minuyte. He{s a veterinarian and slept with a patient. Sounds pretty kinky to me!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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The U of A, huh? I'll go have a word with them.
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They have got it all wrong again, it's just a boomerang thrown by the Aussies
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Nah it's not.
It's a cheap copy of a boomerang. All the ones that we make return to sender. The counterfeiting outfit doesn't understand the importance of aerofoil design.
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What a likeness! I must take up religion immediately!
(Or get better at photoshop)
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Super Lloyd wrote: I give you Jesus on a potato chips! That page makes me wish the Spanish Inquisition were still around.
The page owners could expect them.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wrote: et the puns begin - but please, better than those in the article? I didn't really engage with the article so not sure that I can provide a pun.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I forgot to say, but surely you must know, they also found evidence of a mouse on mars!
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Groaning where no pun has groaned before?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Do you have people in your organization that only respond to the first question in an email?
This bugs the *shart* out of me. I took the time to compose the email. I carefully thought through the specific questions I wanted answered before communicating them... and nothing, no response other than to the first question. So, if I stopped building the application at the login screen, they would be good with that. I think not!
Maybe I should just adopt their approach? I would be able to get through more emails in a more timely manner by only answering the first question. Please note that this is the second question in my post, so feel free not to answer.
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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Referring to people as "that" is rude. Please correct and resubmit.
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No.
Didn't read the rest.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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call a meeting.. and minute it out...
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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I reply to most meeting invitations with, "please just send your questions in an e-mail so I can respond in detail", but it seems many can't even order their thoughts enough to write their questions.
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I think you have too many Graham Parker fans in your organization:
Quote: Hey Lord don't ask me questions, Hey Lord don't ask me questions
Hey Lord don't ask me questions please!
Hey Lord don't ask me questions, Hey Lord don't ask me questions
Hey Lord ain't no answer in me.
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