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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Scro... Never mind!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Ah! A closet Australian!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sure - what's not to like about a country where any living thing you meet is trying to kill you???
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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The Last Continent (The Late, Greate pTerry): Death held out a hand. I WANT, he said, A BOOK ABOUT THE DANGEROUS CREATURES OF FOURECKS–
Albert looked up and dived for cover, receiving only mild bruising because he had the foresight to curl into a ball.
After a while Death, his voice a little muffled, said: ALBERT, I WOULD BE SO GRATEFUL IF YOU COULD GIVE ME A HAND HERE.
Albert scrambled up and puled at some of the huge volumes, finally dislodging enough of them to allow his master to clamber free.
HMM… Death picked up a book at random and read the cover.
DANGEROUS MAMMALS, REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, BIRDS, FISH, JELLYFISH, INSECTS, SPIDERS, CRUSTACEANS, GRASSES, TREES, MOSSES, AND LICHENS OF TERROR INCOGNITA, he read. His gaze moved down the spine. VOLUME 29C, he added. OH. PART THREE, I SEE.
He glanced up at the listening shelves. POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?
They waited.
IT WOULD APPEAR THAT–
“No, wait, master. Here it comes.”
Albert pointed to something white zigzagging lazily through the air. Finally Death reached up and caught the single sheet of paper.
He read it carefully and then turned it over briefly just in case anything was written on the other side.
“May I?” said Albert. Death handed him the paper.
“‘Some of the sheep,’“
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Any excuse to talk about sheep.
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2 ^ 86.1778454187
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Kinda heading in the right direction, yes. Kinda not as well.
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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ET's phone number?
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally!
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No, that would start with "0000" - the internationally accepted dialing code for extra-solar objects.
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OriginalGriff wrote: No, that would start with "0000" - the internationally accepted dialing code for extra-solar objects.
Except for Saturn, Pluto and certain parts of Uranus!
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally!
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They need the Interplanetary prefix: "000".
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Chesney Hawkes?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Is MD5 invovled at some point ?
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Nope: hint. ASCII might be.
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Hexadecimal (big-endian, mercifully!)
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Correct!
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OriginalGriff wrote: 87521838654157576886641004 (11)
ScrotumBags.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Oh God. Please tell me they aren’t updating HTTP response codes...
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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LOL!
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: 87521838654157576886641004 (11) How many developers does it take to put an apostrophe in the right place?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I get confused by all this "Cloud"-stuff...
Is it Azure thing?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I aws thinking the same but it is all smoky.
modified 5-Apr-19 7:10am.
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It's still up in the air!
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally!
JaxCoder.com
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megaadam wrote: Is it Azure thing?
No, it's in your Deep Mind but don't worry it's artificial
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