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I did this: [^]
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Well there is a spectrum of humour but if you want to reach illiterate, boorish rednecks this will do it.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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As long as it triggers terrorist apologists, that's all that matters
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One can only hope that with reflection you will recognise the flaw in that vacuous argument.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Odd, there is nothing redneck or boorish about this from a Brits point of view. This really is just very funny and would be appreciated by people all across the social spectrum.
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Hi All,
I have noticed an alarming amount of Spam coming my way. I can only think of two possible things I bought a driver to get my scanner working with 10 from a company in Florida and opened a dodgy looking email on my phone by accident. That's all, nothing more... Can all this spam due to that? I am usually careful but this silly...
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The moment a spam mail successfully reports back to base, your details passed on like wildfire...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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I always use "Glen Patton" as my name when surfing porn sites. Sorry about that.
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That's probably not the spam he wants to get rid of
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Not a problem, spelling is everything!
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Florida
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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What Mate offers convoy's escort? (13)
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You are up tomorrow!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Cheers and belated happy birthday. Yep, the NHS sure are quick of the mark when you reach that age; almost like they're worried about you.
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There aren't concerned enough to check their own records ... Herself got the same when she turned 60, but since what they are looking for is "fecal occult blood" and she has had Colitis for several years the test is guaranteed to show blood.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Happy Birthday, Old Dog!
(I suppose it is enough end-of-the-month to be your birthday).
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Last Sunday, but thank you anyway.
I'm now officially an Old Fart.
And on Monday, I got a letter from the NHS (who have never been at all interested in me before) to say "Now you are 60, we want your pooh!" They do bowel cancer screening and I now have to wipe my ass with an official form every two years ... I've had a few government forms I've been tempted to use as TP, but ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Being older every year is a natural progress - it definitely does not prevent a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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When I turned 60, I had myself made a T-shirt with the text "You don't have to be senile to be demented, but it sure helps".
(For those who do not know: "Senile" by itself only means "old" - ref. "senate", the elders. The medical business counts everyone past 60 as senile. Using the term "senile" as a shorthand for "senile dementia", which is quite common in many European languages, is really a misnomer.)
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OriginalGriff wrote: bowel cancer
So you are telling me that vindaloo does not work?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Nah, I prefer to taste the spices.
Not that I'm adverse to hot food, I still munch on Scotch Bonnets when I get hold of them. Just Vindaloo and Phal aren't designed to taste, just act as a "Macho test" for drunken idiots ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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